So...what do you do when you don't surf?

[Doc]

I'd forgotten to list humping...
But with the erecting...
Seemed pervy.

Doc

[Quad Head]

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[Tex]

Oh yeah and racist comments are allowed too.....

[Betty]

Dang, I'm sorry this thread died down.I was enjoying reading about your boring pathetic lives outside of pseudo surfing.

I don't surf much but I drive a lot as a half azz attempt. So driving is one of the many things I enjoy besides surfing. I like driving through neighborhoods and checking out houses and garden ideas. This is an expensive hobby what with gas prices and all.

I also enjoy golfing. I got my first club membership a couple years back. I honestly don't know the first thing about golf but I like to spend Sunday morning sucking down bloody mary's at McCormick Woods before I fuk up the course with a brody or two...then it's off to the boat! I have quite a fleet at this point in life but my current hard on is a 1930 22'Chris-Craft Runabout. The old man and I are finishing up the restoration this summer.

My newest passion is body building. I started training after my last baby to get the old body back to work. I'm working to be one of those mama's who make you sick with their physique and hoping to compete by the time I'm 35.

When it's all said and done my favorite things in the world are cooling out with my little children and dogs, working in the garden with my man, smoking a little herb and tanning in the sunshine, watching my man shred and blow minds with his music...pretty basic. Not a bad retirement.

[SooLoo]

Careful, female bodybuilders are some or the batshit craziest people I have ever come across....

[Tex]

Forgot to add coaching T-Ball. My oldest can damn near hit it out of the park.

Never really got into the weights....pull ups, push ups, sit ups, running and cycling.

Not that I wouldnt benefit from some serious time on the bench or the squat rack.

[qball]

For the past 3 years I've spent the first five hours of my day taking care of my little girl and the next 12 working. I like playdough more than coloring, but parks, the zoo, Oregon Children's Museum and swimming lessons are my favorite. Lately we've taken to "adventuring" in parks looking for dinosaurs and alligators. Not much room for anything else.

Back when my life had more to do with what I wanted to do, I spent a fair amount of time with martial arts and a lot of time with pool tables. Someday I'd like to get back to that and teach my little angel how to kick some butt.
I even used to read books without pictures frequently. Now I only get to read on the toilet.

In the meantime, Wonder Woman has to rescue Mikcey Mouse's picnic from the bear before we go play some game involving a ball in the yard.

[Tex]

That hit it on the head for me.....

I surfed an @ss LOAD more before I had my two boys. But last month, we all sessioned together and the stoke is unreal.

The time invested in the kids pays back 100 times over...enjoy it and max it out while you can.

[HessXXpress]

meth and sanding car bodies down to metal...all by hand...in one night usually

[Critter]

Doood I have a 68 Westy, Im just finishing the brakes, you wanna help with the paint ?

[Tex]

Critter,

I think it all depends on how much meth you have....but you live in the Oregon meth capitol so getting Hess to help should be pretty damn easy.

[Critter]

I think Ill do it the old fashioned way after all. I dont have a clue where or how to get fuel for HessXX. Besides he would most likely sand my windshield too

[Tex]

I wonder how the body building is going for Betty.....

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Jerk off.
A lot.

[Lil' Snowy Plover]

bike-
sea kayak-
open water swim-
Study-- physical oceanography, polymer/organic chemistry, waste management infrastructure, mesopelagic fish ingestion of synthetics that uptake toxins in the marine environment and how they transfer to fish tissue and bio-accumulate and bio-magnify up the food chain.
Fight with the man, sometimes win.
write-- mostly non-fiction.
look at sailboats for sale (on a two year plan to buy one with two friends and GO indefinitely).
write grants.
take pictures.
hike.
chase girls to varying degrees of success.
I'm like a pro conference caller these days. I'm even sponsored to do this.
Volunteer on campaigns to stop the possession or sale of shark fins in the United States.