Well summer is upon us and it is time to let the pasty white legs breathe again. However, I'm having a total fashion crisis this season. Do we go short and tight or long and baggy?
Currently, I'm knee length cut off dickes and while it may be utilitarian it is failing to excite me. I'm tired of compromising and being middle of the road. I want to make a bold statement in 2009. But how?
Long and baggy, is pretty gangsta. I can hang at the courts, I can play with myself discretely and I'll need less sun block. Yet, short and tight looks so sexy when riding a bicycle and goes well with ironic mustaches and aviators.