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Fashion advice: Shorts

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:23 pm
by Spent
Well summer is upon us and it is time to let the pasty white legs breathe again. However, I'm having a total fashion crisis this season. Do we go short and tight or long and baggy?

Currently, I'm knee length cut off dickes and while it may be utilitarian it is failing to excite me. I'm tired of compromising and being middle of the road. I want to make a bold statement in 2009. But how?

Long and baggy, is pretty gangsta. I can hang at the courts, I can play with myself discretely and I'll need less sun block. Yet, short and tight looks so sexy when riding a bicycle and goes well with ironic mustaches and aviators.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:29 pm
by holddown
I think the Larry Bird look might work for you:
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:36 pm
by Spent
Yes. I'm feelin' Larry! But I think I'm closer to this guys phsyique.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:43 pm
by Spider
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm
by Spent
:lol:

One of your dogs, Spider?

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:51 pm
by Betty
I don't know 'spent' I think you look pretty cute in your little highwater capri dickies....but I'm sure cute is not what you are shooting for right?

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:11 pm
by Dub Star
Man I have to say I'm diggin the early summer weather here in the city!The livin is easy, vibe is good, cloths coming off, and the beer flowing oh so freely (well its always flowing in beer City USA). Not sure what to tell ya bout the shorts but personaly right in the middle of tight and short and long and gansta just above or below the knees.

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:20 pm
by bluesilver
i can't really vote, because those are all bad choices.
And theres that ugly 50's style hat that should have stayed in the 50's as well... at Seattle clubs there is always at least one guy in the group wearing an ugly old man's hat.

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:21 pm
by Spider
Spent wrote::lol:

One of your dogs, Spider?


no, not one of mine, but i could not resist this one.

Re: Fashion advice: Shorts

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:02 pm
by nm
Spent wrote:Well summer is upon us and it is time to let the pasty white legs breathe again. However, I'm having a total fashion crisis this season. Do we go short and tight or long and baggy?



no matter how you swing.....don't forget this important step:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY&feature=player_embedded

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:02 pm
by Spent
Christ almighty, I was not thinking of going that short...

I do love the taller tree metaphor though.

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:05 pm
by Spent
Betty wrote:highwater capri dickies...


Shants!
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:43 pm
by Wilbur Kookmeyer
Dude...you live in the PNW.

Hemp cargo shorts.

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:25 pm
by Spider
aargh! stop those pics already!

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:40 pm
by Dub Star
What about a man skirt? I see a dude every morning sporting a kilt sort of thing. Seems to be a small contingent of kilt wearing dudes around town. Dont think I could pull it, but your from Europe and shitt, have an accent, so I think its cool.