You are not Irish

by **Spent** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:17 pm

and neither was St Patrick. Don't be a tosspot. Wear green and drink stout everyday, Yankie.

St Patrick was an ex-slave, Welshman who converted salt-of-the earth Pagans into Chrisitians. I'm not celebrating such twatishness.

by **Gazsurf** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:09 pm

May an Irish snake bite you in the pooper..........

by **Spent** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:15 pm

already did and now i'm pregnant with some crazy metaphor or another.

by **bluesilver** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:03 pm

Gazsurf wrote: snake bite

By the way, if ever given the opportunity, avoid this alcoholic shot because you will in fact be tasting it the next morning along with whatever else you had the previous day.

by **Gazsurf** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:12 pm

Spent wrote:already did and now i'm pregnant with some crazy metaphor or another.

Look familiar?

by **Ron Burgundy** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:38 pm

Thanksgiving
St. Patrick's Day
4th of July
My Birthday
Your Birthday

Any day that can be celebrated and only satisfied with mass consumption of alcohol is worth celebrating. The true spirit of holidays is not in the origin, but the colloquial conversion of holidays suited to whatever region it is celebrated in. For instance, I'll be celebrating Passover with Mai Thai's and Red-beers.

Christmas...
Hanuka...
Groundhogs Day...
National Secretary Appreciation Day...
Daylight Savings...

by **Doc** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:07 pm

I don't need holidays...
To drink to excess...
If history is any record.

Doc

by **bluesilver** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:19 pm

Every holiday seems to have an applicable beer of color, taste or manufacturer location to suit the holidays' personality and time of year. What do you drink on Martin Luther King Day?

by **pra_ggresion** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:00 pm

Spent wrote:and neither was St Patrick. Don't be a tosspot. Wear green and drink stout everyday, Yankie.

St Patrick was an ex-slave, Welshman who converted salt-of-the earth Pagans into Chrisitians. I'm not celebrating such twatishness.

Wait a second, aren't you Irish?

by **bluesilver** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:21 pm

Nothing tastier than an Irish Enchilada, so I've heard

by **Nash** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:33 pm

bluesilver wrote:Every holiday seems to have an applicable beer of color, taste or manufacturer location to suit the holidays' personality and time of year. What do you drink on Martin Luther King Day?

When I lived in Atlanta I knew some guys that would celebrate MLK day by drinking 40's of malt liquor. They called it the Malt Liquor Knockout. They were your basic white southern types. Every October they also went into downtown Atl with high powered pellet guns and gardening gloves and held a competition called the Hunt for Rat October.

by **qball** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:24 am

Of all the amateur nights, I hate St. Pat's Day the most. Seems to bring out the most obnoxious "I'm so drunk" posers.

by **pra_ggresion** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:54 pm

Seriously.

We must go to the same strip club

by **bluesilver** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:14 pm

by **Spent** » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:09 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
Spent wrote:already did and now i'm pregnant with some crazy metaphor or another.

Look familiar?

Went to Bastendorff but didn't run into him, unfortunately.

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