by Gazsurf » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:21 pm
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
> > ostrich behind him.
> >
> > The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A
> > hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
> > ostrich, "What's yours?"
> >
> > "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
> >
> > A short time later the waitress returns with the
> > order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man
> > reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
> > for payment.
> >
> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
> > the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The
> > ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man
> > reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
> >
> > This becomes routine until, the two enter again.
> >
> > "The usual?" asks the waitress.
> >
> > "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
> > baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says
> > the ostrich.
> >
> > Shortly the waitress brings! the order and says, "That
> > will be $32.62."
> >
> > Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
> > pocket and places it on the table.
> >
> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
> >
> > "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
> > with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
> >
> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
> > cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
> > rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
> > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
> > anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
> > the right amount of money would always be there."
> >
> > "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
> > would wish for a million dollars or something, but
> > you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
> > you live!"
> >
> > " That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
> > Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
> > the man.
> >
> > The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the
> > ostrich?"
> >
> > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish
> > was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I
> > say."
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