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Poll ended at Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:47 pm

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Total votes : 18

Postby The Betty » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:41 am

rveesurfdawg wrote:Then I got married so I drank even more I'm phucked.
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Postby rveesurfdawg » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:45 am

There's so much truth to that
even though you did desect/cut/payste that quote out of context.
Kinda hard tellin not knowin. .
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Postby Swiss Toni » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:50 am

Loosing weight is a little like making love. There are times when you don't think you are making head way but persevere with your plan, as these moments are laying the groundwork for you to achieve your ultimate goal.

Oh and agreed, beer will greatly inhibit performance.

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Postby thurgood jenkins » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:29 pm

Gills when joking about Canada or Canadians try to come up with something more original... Maple Syrup, Pancakes, Hockey and the exchange rate are old issues/jokes and have been used more than Swiss tony's vibrator. You're a writer for godsakes you can do better.
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Postby gills » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:52 pm

thurgood jenkins wrote:Gills when joking about Canada or Canadians try to come up with something more original... Maple Syrup, Pancakes, Hockey and the exchange rate are old issues/jokes and have been used more than Swiss tony's vibrator. You're a writer for godsakes you can do better.


Trying to come up with something original while invoking Canada is a contradiction in terms. Seriously, what else is there besides those things I mentioned?
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Postby SooLoo » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:36 pm

drink river water.
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Postby Nasty » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:37 pm

SooLoo wrote:drink river water.

Esp if your using it to wash down some El Jefe.
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canucks

Postby fixedone » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:46 pm

Brian adams
Jason Priestly
loverboy
Celene Dion
The Hart Foundation
crash test dummies
rowdy roddy piper
the list could keep going

plus any country who's most famous resteraunt is named after a guess what?
Hocky player. is gay
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Postby fixedone » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:54 pm

well loverboy is great to kareoke to, so they are ok, the rest you should be hung for. but your smart up there in the great white north, like sending us alanis morisette, sneaky. maybe because you spend so much time huddled close together in your igloo's.................
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Postby thurgood jenkins » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:35 pm

haha you're funny.
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:37 pm

Let me dismiss a few things here...

This is not a cry for help. LOL! Just an interst in making it somehwat scientific.

This is not, does not, nor ever will have, anything to do with pulling primo wool. Ask around Kev...I have turned down better grade trim than you are likely to see without paying for it.

Smithers....man....what a stroke job bro. Nice and slow and meaningful. Thanks man. Truly.

Oh and Canada...yeah...gay.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby intrepid » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:13 pm

I say go for it. At least if you don't make it then you'll have all of us to make fun of you.

That might be motivation enough to stick with it.
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Postby Doc » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:18 pm

I just prefer being fat

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Postby freckleface » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:57 pm

I don't know, Wil. Are you getting us riled up over nothing? You realize that you have to actually DO something for this to be interesting.

Wow. Can anyone tell that it has been RAINING!??!!
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Postby kevinfromseattle » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:57 pm

freckleface wrote:Wow. Can anyone tell that it has been RAINING!??!!

we have had the wettest month ever recorded in seattle and it's only the 21st. And we have ten more days of rain forecasted.
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