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Now Decide MY Fate, Part I

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What should I do?

Move to Washington, Oregon is full of hicks, anyways
Move to the Oregon coast so your future children can be true locals
Move to Roseburg, then you'll wish you stayed wherever you were before
No votes
Get a better job so you can afford two houses
Total votes : 6

Postby The Betty » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:27 pm

And, Betty! Wow! I remember now that you have a little issue with marriage.

I dont know what you mean?

I just wasnt the girl who dreamed of growing up and having a wedding. No issue with love and companionship.

My (well my xhusbands moms, I really had nothing to do with the bullsh*t) wedding cost 12grand. My divorce cost $500. Id say the latter was the sweetest deal and definitely the one leading to a life of happiness.

My current relationship is 9" of battery operated bliss! He never spends my money (chargable) and hes always horney.

But then.....most woman need a man to straighten their @ss out so for some, marriage is neccesary.
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Postby freckleface » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:36 pm

What do I mean?

Everytime the subject of marriage comes up, you knock it. Thats what I mean.

Which is fine--don't get married. However, overall, I like being married.

On the other hand, I am starting to wonder who really is the boss. Maybe he has been giving me a false sense of power.

He does let me choose the surf spots 50% of the time.

Wait....did I just say, "lets me"? :shock:

Postby The Betty » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:40 pm

I make up everything I say as I type. All of it. Its part of "not being real".
The Betty

Postby Doc » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:19 pm


Does this make you "unreal"?

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Postby The Betty » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:24 pm

really really
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Postby freckleface » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:04 pm


I make up everything I say as I type. All of it. Its part of "not being real".

Godd@mnit! That is the part that I both hate and like about this stupid forum--WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE ANYWAYS?!

I need to get another identity going so I can say all the "stuff" I would really like to say.

So, Betty, since you make it all up, does that mean that you are making up this part about making stuff up?

I need to meet you people so I'm not so confused.

Postby Gazsurf » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:11 pm

Won't make anything clearer I can promise you...........
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."

Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:15 pm

freckleface wrote:I need to get another identity going so I can say all the "stuff" I would really like to say.

If you have to hide in anonymity to speak your mind....well....not what I would have a lot of respect for.

Live your life...

f@#K 'em.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby The Betty » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:18 pm

gazsurf wrote:Won't make anything clearer I can promise you...........

So what are you trying to say jackass?

Frex, I have a really inappropriate sense of humor. Warped and disgusting. Im the only one who thinks im funny and no one takes me seriously.
I would much rather prefer being a sweet, silly, cute girl with freckles. I admire and respect you just the way you are, no joke, from my heart. Especially if you are hot and leaning toward "experimentation".

Man I always F it up.
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Postby Fish » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:59 pm

me no like the dental tool avatar!


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Postby The Betty » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:04 am

Its not a dental tool. Its a sexual device.

Not picking up on this is contrary to your otherwise perverse nature.
The Betty

Postby 2tone » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:40 am

meh.. Sorry Jbet but I'm with Fish on this one... Don't like the avater... Something about it... Yes, I know it's a sexzual fettish thing but somehow that one is kindda creepy... Call me square.. cube even... Hell, punish me for not liking it.. but I still don't like it... :?

Postby Sparky » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:48 am

Hey I like your new Avator!

Reminds me of something I would see during the Rocky Horror picture show.
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