What stoketh thee...

by **Foul Pete** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:59 pm

actually i lie. nothing stokes me. truth be told i revel in sh*t, thrive on filth.

i need angst and turmoil in this current context. i'll be stoked when the word 'stoke' is no more. when all words are no more. when language is obsolete. at that time, i'll know by the way you look at me that it is time to embrace. until then, i'll stay a fat pig wallowing in the muck.

by **Gazsurf** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:26 pm

Foul Pete wrote: nothing stokes me.

Thanks for stopping the LoveBus at Saccharine Street it was becoming a little much......... you always stoke me up Foul1.

by **smithgrind** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:27 pm

I get stoked on taking other peoples' boards on surf trips.

by **Foul Pete** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:27 pm

scubetubeular wrote:Waking up to sunshine four days in a row.

Coming home from a 4 day weeked (with fun surf) and noticing my neighbor mowed the lawn for me.

Also noticing my rose bushes that haven't bloomed in two years are in full bloom and hugeOmantic.

that is actually my nightmare.

by **scubetubeular** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:05 am

Foul Pete wrote:
scubetubeular wrote:Waking up to sunshine four days in a row.

Coming home from a 4 day weeked (with fun surf) and noticing my neighbor mowed the lawn for me.

Also noticing my rose bushes that haven't bloomed in two years are in full bloom and hugeOmantic.

that is actually my nightmare.

That does sound pretty faggy now that I read it again.
I take it all back but the lawn mowing part. I hate mowing the lawn.
AND the reason those rose bushes never bloomed is cuz I pissed on em for two years. While the ex was hogging the bathroom those bushes were my toilet.

by **erzats** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:36 am

wanty9999 wrote:sh*tting in the back of the toilet at ma & pa restaurants.

That's what they call an "upper decker"

by **Ceedog** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:43 pm

Going to the beach only to end up getting a lecture(for 2 hours) on how I am the biggest prick in the world for wanting to go surfing a couple times a month. Oh.., wait, wrong thread.

by **XBlueSilverX** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:32 pm

wanty9999 wrote:sh*tting in the back of the toilet at ma & pa restaurants.

I used to rip out a handful of pubes and sprinkle them on the tops of urinals.

by **intrepid** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:15 am

Got stoked Saturday surfing my shortboard (6'8" x 18.5"). I was sitting just outside of a couple of longboarders who seemed to be trying for the highest single-day party-wave count. I picked my wave and proceeded to paddle into it while the longboarders sat and watched me surf by with only one or two of them even starting to turn and paddle.

Ah I wish I could have seen the look on their faces when they watched me make that wave. :lol:

by **Jacob** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:49 am

The anticipation of an upcomming surf trip gets me stoked.

by **tippy toes** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:32 pm

finding random pics of me surfing sent to my inbox (via OSP pm) from a guy i met once last summer = way stoked! how many of us actually have decent pics of ourselves on waves?

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:08 pm

Save for the narcissists...not many.

by **Gazsurf** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:15 pm

I'll show you mine if you show me yours....

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:49 pm

Foul Pete?

by **Ceedog** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:56 pm

Getting tickets to AKUS in July, and bringing the little guy to his first show.

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