by Dinosauria, We » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:30 am
recently i've been pretty stoked about stealing. i'm no klepto but i love the thrill. the little dance i do with my conscience before comitting to a good bit of honest thieving.
i really love it, when the clerk or cashier knows you are theiving and gives a you a little nod like 'go ahead, i don't care, this job sucks, the boss sucks, its yours.' and you exchange smiles and walk out that door.
i love being all casual and calm, smiling as i walk out the door. bye bye. thank you.
sometimes, it just happens. the other day i wanted this really expensive juice at new seasons. my wife gives me hell for buying it as its nearly $4 for a little bottle. anyway, i drunk it as i read a magazine in the store and then went to pay for the empty bottle with my shopping. well, the bottle got conveniently ignored and i walked out.
today, i ordered a coffee from one person but another one gave it to me. 'have a nice day' they said. that to me means, 'ok we're square, see you later' and i walked out with free coffee. rad.
i wish i had more courage to steal bigger and more expensive things. i'm working up to it, so we'll see.
i have some ethics, incase you think i'm a complete tool. i will NOT steal from you or the locally owned small business. i try to steal from chain store $cumbags. places like new seasons are borderline but they get so much money from me, i like to take a little back. powells, same deal. fair game.
places like fred meyer, borders etc. its on, for sure...
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