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by Doc » Sat May 03, 2008 12:03 pm
I just ate some corn chips...pretty stoked about it.
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by gills » Sat May 03, 2008 4:26 pm
a woman swimming laps in my lane who was being overly aggressive to prove her 'i was on the high school swim team' swimming abilities losing her bikini top in front of me and violently thrashing about trying to find it while everyone in the pool with goggles on watched this hillarious under water peep show that involved her attempting to cover her boobies and tread water with one hand. I eventualy spotted the wardrobe inolved in the wardrobe malufunction (aqua green blue by the way) and returned it to her to alleviate her desperate embarassment. unbridled boobs look funny under water.
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by redliner » Sun May 04, 2008 11:23 am
Those were your boobs, Gillsy!
It always gets good after everyone leaves.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue May 06, 2008 8:02 pm
This is it man.....I am at 18 lbs as of last Saturday's weigh in.
This is it...my birthday is Friday...I will be at the 20 lb mark on this coming saturday...
Happy freakin Birthday to me!
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by Neck Deep » Tue May 06, 2008 8:09 pm
nice. what are you doing to lose weight?
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by pra_ggresion » Tue May 06, 2008 8:24 pm
Moving out, away from my fat fatty walking schmega roommates. Goodbye lardos.
Potato salad or die!
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by smithgrind » Tue May 06, 2008 10:13 pm
Savory crepes at 12:30am last night and having Le Happy to ourselves. Love late night dining on a weeknight while the world is sleeping.
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by Trula » Wed May 07, 2008 10:18 am
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:This is it man.....I am at 18 lbs as of last Saturday's weigh in.
This is it...my birthday is Friday...I will be at the 20 lb mark on this coming saturday...
Happy freakin Birthday to me!
Did you join Weight Watchers?
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by smithgrind » Wed May 07, 2008 4:50 pm
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:This is it man.....I am at 18 lbs as of last Saturday's weigh in.
This is it...my birthday is Friday...I will be at the 20 lb mark on this coming saturday...
Happy freakin Birthday to me!
So, you're gaining weight for your birthday?...sure, why not? Live a little WK, you've earned it!!!
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by nm » Wed May 07, 2008 6:45 pm
the unexpected arrival of roses
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by Jacob » Wed May 07, 2008 8:15 pm
Over head waves for the first time in way too many weeks.
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by Dub Star » Thu May 08, 2008 3:33 pm
Pulling a backside reverse cutty at the crusty age of 35 with a henrnea and a fuked up back in marginal surf.
Gotta love the speed and release you get from quads.
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by smithgrind » Thu May 08, 2008 4:27 pm
Dub Star wrote:Pulling a backside reverse cutty at the crusty age of 35
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30 somethings who consider themselves "crusty". You want crusty? check my lycra speedos after a full pot of Peet's in the morning.
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by Hermgruf » Thu May 08, 2008 4:32 pm
deleting all my posts.
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Hermgruf on Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri May 09, 2008 3:46 pm
I am 41 and still alive.
My Harley has earned it's permanent oil leak.
I am 20 lbs lighter.
There is a small fun wave happening this weekend.
And Betty hates me.
Life...is good.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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