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by smithgrind » Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:59 pm
Having my car die while high tailing it out to the coast on the sunset in hopes of getting some bro waves with Slimvest and Scoobytubes.
We did have a bonding moment sitting on the side of the highway with State Trooper Carlson. That was cool.
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by speelyei » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:05 pm
it pisses me off that i never surf.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:14 am
speelyei wrote:it pisses me off that i never surf.
Water temp: 80f
Air temp: 85f.
Winds light-offshore
Chest high reverse-Malibu with 300+ yard lefts only 40 km north of here.
Leg messed up from a digger I took on a sloped Ixtapa sidewalk trying to get away from a time-share salesman.
Can barely walk.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by Neck Deep » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:04 am
Bummer man. La saladita is your wave.
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by andyjade » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:49 am
The grim reaper and his obvious disregard for talent. Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, really? Can't pick off the Jonas Brothers or an emo band? A-hole.
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by Nash » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:24 pm
bee lining from the office to the vet and showing up 15 minutes late only to find out the doctor left. What no f*cking courtesy call? Wasted a drive to beaverton.
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by MontereyBBR » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:34 pm
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:speelyei wrote:it pisses me off that i never surf.
Water temp: 80f
Air temp: 85f.
Winds light-offshore
Chest high reverse-Malibu with 300+ yard lefts only 40 km north of here.
Leg messed up from a digger I took on a sloped Ixtapa sidewalk trying to get away from a time-share salesman.
Can barely walk.
excuses are like @ss holes wilbur. you are kind of like an @ss hole too.
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by Hermgruf » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:40 pm
deleting all my posts.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:53 am
People who use the word "sans".
These are the asshats that usually talk with their eyes closed too.
I hate volvos.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by Gazsurf » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:10 am
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:People who use the word "sans".
These are the asshats that usually talk with their eyes closed too.
I hate volvos.
What you got against speech impediments? They're just trying to enunciate "sanDs", don't be so hard on people.
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by gills » Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:49 am
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:People who use the word "sans".
These are the asshats that usually talk with their eyes closed too.
I hate volvos.
So, essentially you're saying, "I hate ALL French people?" And lots of folks from Africa too, as well as polynesia and southeast asia. Bigot.

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by bluesilver » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:41 am
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:
I hate volvos.
what car do you not hate? thats a shorter list
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by speelyei » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:31 am
my brother sold two volvos. a noticeably large percentage (like 8 out of 11) of the people who showed up to drive it were:
wearing birkenstocks
wearing some sort of large wool sweater
wearing cords
7 out of 11 were wearing wire-rimmed glasses. 4 indentified themselves as Lewis and Clark College graduates.
He then sold a 1970's Monte Carlo. 100% of the phone calls and inquiries were from black men.
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by Spider » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:54 pm
upon my last visit to the netherlands, i found out that birkenstocks are all the rage.
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by nm » Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:18 pm
Spider wrote:upon my last visit to the netherlands, i found out that birkenstocks are all the rage.

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