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Postby Dub Star » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Snow2Sea wrote:Oregon owned 22 years of my life. Great place, love certain areas to death, but I'm pretty sure San Diego has the next 22. No intention on heading North again; 90% of Oregonians bitching about life for 8 months out of the year has taken it's toll on me.


Funny cause every Portland native I know lives somewhere else now.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:50 pm

I hate Oregon.
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Postby SlimVest » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:55 pm

March sucked for most part. April isn't looking too hot so far either.

Bummed.
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Postby bluesilver » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:59 am

Kids/house/wife definitely trump a mans dreams, dub. Especially kids though. Their purpose in life is to suck every ounce of life from you.
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Postby Dub Star » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:22 am

For all ya lovas out there like Lolo mo mo Nopo.

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Postby Trula » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:18 am

Not being done packing and leaving tomorrow morning. Have so much to do and so little time better get of the OSP.
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Postby Snow2Sea » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:08 pm

Dub Star wrote:Second time this week some biker has taken the liberty to tell me how to ride and the rules of the road. I was mearly letting someone pass who was on my asss in the bike lane. I told hime to SHUT THE FUK UP and mind his own business. Almost trew the fuker off the bridge. Why do people in this town feel the need to be so god damn vigilant, so god damn poltical, and so god damn hypocritacal. Portland sucks.


Driving downtown is pure hell. All those One-way's, bikers up the arse, ped's not using crosswalks, pissed off bums, MAX trains, streetcars, people who can't park worth sh*t taking up half the road...

So glad I now get to forgo the motor vehicle and ride the beach cruiser around Pacific Beach to take care of ally my biz when I'm out and about. The only real danger I forsee is myself breakin' my neck at all da fly shorties in da bikinis, brah!
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Postby Dub Star » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:03 pm

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Postby lolo macolo » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:55 pm

Did a little hipster on a fixie upset you?

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Postby Spider » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:56 pm

not yr day, huh?
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:43 pm

Whoever stomped on lolo's dominance I saw yesterday.

It was the perfect goodbye to the page that desperately needs to die.

The perfect goodnight cocktail.

Kevorkian could not have done better.

But then some yahoo has to call the code blue, grab the paddles and drill some breath back into this has-been hang-around and here it sits grasping and fighting for every breath.

Limping.

Begging for the scraps it needs to survive.

Like some kind of bum on the off-ramp.

And not the pseudo-homeless guy with the cardboard sign.

But the truly last-place-to-be, no-longer-viable, sack of flesh laboriously breathing with a meager heart that just does not know any better and keeps beating.

thanks a-hole.
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Postby Trula » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:05 pm

Washington Drivers.
It is 70 mph so go 70 not 65. More people drive 70 in Oregon than Washington.
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35mph and lower they are the slowest county roads I have ever driven. And they really do enforce it. The fastest road I have found was a 40. Apparently Oregon drivers can handle faster speeds.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:24 am

Trula wrote:Washington Drivers.
It is 70 mph so go 70 not 65. More people drive 70 in Oregon than Washington.


OMG! I was going to bitch about the same thing!

Had to roll up to Oly for a meeting yesterday and coming home was an excersize in frustration management.

What is wrong with you a-holes?

There are signs everywhere saying "slow traffic keep right" and "keep right except to pass" and there you are...three lanes wide...doing 58 in a 70.

WTF?

MOVE THE f@#K OVER!!

I rolled passed The Man doing 78 in a 70 and talking on my cell and he did not bat an eye.

Trust me..you cannot get a speeding ticket while doing the speed limit you freakin morons!

Of course once I fought through all of that nonsense I had to come upon the Oregon assclown driving the stupid Subaru.

While I am at it...I hate Oregon drivers too.

So Cal rules!

Seven lanes wide. Doing 85 in a 55. And getting passed.

That is the shite!
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Postby Trula » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:18 pm

Glad someone is with me on this. I thought where I used to live was bad but now that I moved I would be excited for a 55mph sign around here. Here all I see are 25mph/40kmh. And gas prices in liters and gallons.
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