What pisses me off...........

[bluesilver]

hangovers. puked 3 times already this morning. and from an unusually low amount of alcohol.

[WC]

shes getting lots of my money

[bluesilver]

They always do. Our Society caters to females especially in divorce. A lot of blind eyes and open hands.

[Ceedog]

I know I'd be living in a box if I got divorced.

[andyjade]

the quasi-retarded guy that peeked out of the crack in the stall just so he could watch me pee.

[bluesilver]

the quasi-retarded guy that peeked out of the crack in the stall just so he could watch me pee.

quasi-retard is the new hip

[Dub Star]

Does anyone look anymore before they drop in!!!!! I was scolded for that shitt as a grom which was ingrained in me and now a natural reaction. Boy times have changed.

[Roner]

Dudes who yell, shout, get all aggressive and do the play by play in the water like it's Bull riding or Monday Night Football.

Shout the F%&K up while surfing! You think we care about how much you think 'it effing sucks!' or 'these waves have no balls' or 'dude, here comes another one!'.

But then you catch a nice once and start scream 'eff yeah!' 'holy sh$t - did you see that' to your friend who's 50 yards away? All of a sudden it's the best session ever? What are you, insane?

Have you ever even been laid? Your 35 and you're super lucky you found a buddy because I can't imagine anyone else wanting to spend any amount of time with your annoying @ss.

Last night made me hate surfers all over again. It's really simple! Just shut up, don't drop in and leave people alone. When you look at someone smile - don't stink eye. Don't act like your 12. No one cares what you think!

Thanks for ruining the session a$$.

[Gazsurf]

Dudes who yell, shout, get all aggressive and do the play by play in the water like it's Bull riding or Monday Night Football.

Shout the F%&K up while surfing! You think we care about how much you think 'it effing sucks!' or 'these waves have no balls' or 'dude, here comes another one!'.

But then you catch a nice once and start scream 'eff yeah!' 'holy sh$t - did you see that' to your friend who's 50 yards away? All of a sudden it's the best session ever? What are you, insane?

Have you ever even been laid? Your 35 and you're super lucky you found a buddy because I can't imagine anyone else wanting to spend any amount of time with your annoying @ss.

Last night made me hate surfers all over again. It's really simple! Just shut up, don't drop in and leave people alone. When you look at someone smile - don't stink eye. Don't act like your 12. No one cares what you think!

Thanks for ruining the session a$$.

Best surf report in years.

[pro moe]

It was topically correct post
There is no mention of surfing waves or a description of the act of surfing
For all we know he could have been extracting his car from the drink

[Gazsurf]

It was topically correct post
There is no mention of surfing waves or a description of the act of surfing
For all we know he could have been extracting his car from the drink

No way ProMoe, that dude was inside my head reading my thoughts as I was surfing any one of a 1,000 times, ever since Blue Crush mania hit the beach!

[Dub Star]

Had a simular experience last week surfing. That was on top of the frustratingly painfull waves at Shorties. I felt like paddeling over and dunking one of the fuks. But like I said I'm a pretty mellow dude.

I miss surfing Oregon in the early to late 90s. Sometimes I fell like I might as well be back in NorCal minus the skill level and the groms. Oh well, is what it is.

[pro moe]

Your thoughts
like kooks at the beach
are too numerous and random
to even begin to make sense of
let alone formulate
a reasonable reaction to

[Gazsurf]

Your thoughts
like kooks at the beach
are too numerous and random
to even begin to make sense of
let alone formulate
a reasonable reaction to

[brdsurf]

Dudes who yell, shout, get all aggressive and do the play by play in the water like it's Bull riding or Monday Night Football.

Shout the F%&K up while surfing! You think we care about how much you think 'it effing sucks!' or 'these waves have no balls' or 'dude, here comes another one!'.

But then you catch a nice once and start scream 'eff yeah!' 'holy sh$t - did you see that' to your friend who's 50 yards away? All of a sudden it's the best session ever? What are you, insane?

Have you ever even been laid? Your 35 and you're super lucky you found a buddy because I can't imagine anyone else wanting to spend any amount of time with your annoying @ss.

Last night made me hate surfers all over again. It's really simple! Just shut up, don't drop in and leave people alone. When you look at someone smile - don't stink eye. Don't act like your 12. No one cares what you think!

Thanks for ruining the session a$$.

Did I make an alias or something I wasnt aware of? Holy Crap! Sounds like me!