so, i get out of the water...mywife and kids had been there and gone...i saw them, but was being greedy/desperate and stayed out instead of coming in and stealing their sugar. but when i got up to my rig, and went for my bucket to strip in, a CRAB! flexed his claws and told me "wassup beyotch!?" someone had filled my wetsuit bucket with water and inserted a pissed off crab. now that's just funny.
turns out it was my little man. he's not afraid of f-ing anything. so he found a crab in the shallows and grabbed it and left it for me as "a little present".
i'm personally afraid of those ugly shite eating crusty spiders. they're gross...and they've got a gnarly squeeze. i would never admit that to my five year old though. he'd lose all respect.