Trunked it on the paipo this morning
Funny to see clueless heads hooded and gloved
Asked a guy passing by with a green foamie if he had fun and he replied, "No bad days in the water"
Shed the gloves and hood and live a little, my friend
Major Lazer wrote:So get this after a nice Sept am headed back to Gotham to work. Had a hankering for hunger and had to piss so stopped at Snack Jacks for some peanuts. Went straight to the jon, drained the main vein, washed my hands, and went to unlock the door and would not unlock. Twisted the deadbolt back and forth with no luck? Door would not fuucking open! Deadbolt would not move. So I start banging on it, screaming HEY HEY IM STUCK IN HERE. Lady working the register comes over and starts to try and open it and says turn the top lock and I say I am it's not moving the bolt. So here I am stuck in this bathroom with not windows and no phone and definitely feeling trapped. After some messing with it a little more she says she called the Fire Dept. So I sit on the shiter and wait and try to breathe and stay calm. Luckily the bathroom was pretty clean and eventually Fire Dept shows up and end up having to bash the door in. When it opened there were 3 ladies from Banks FD with axes and ramers. THANK YOU I've been in here for 30 mintutes I exclaimed!!!! Not sure I will ever be able to lock a bathroom door again. Kinda traumatized
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