What are you listening to right now?

[redliner]

I went to a wedding in Walnut Creek, CA. a few years back. It was at country club called El Diablo Hills. This is where " E-40 " and his band of Gonads live. Super ghetto. $10 Mil. houses. They were all trying to play golf and driving around in Hummer golf carts and sh!t. Super tough guys. Talent? maybe a little. It's hard to be thug these dayz.......

I decided right then and there that I would never help any of these morons buy any more of that sh!t.

Not trying to Boner kill your thread, or music, Betty!

[The Betty]

Dude boner my thread. Please.

Last year I went to a wedding at a golf course (trophy lake). I got pretty twisted on the open bar and decide it would be a good idea to buy a membership. While I had never golfed in my life, I thought it would be cool to be a club girl, feelen me?

So then every sunday that summer my girl Juicey and a couple of my divers would go at the crack a dawn, they would all golf and I would drink alaskan and do brody's in the cart. Good times.

I also thoroughly enjoy hitting the driving range after a rough day in the office and driving nails at that fag in the ball cart. He has nighmares about me.

So yeah. E-40. good chit.

[redliner]

You can't hit balls.

[thurgood jenkins]

Thats not what I heard,

And the king of the Bay area is and always will be mr 2 Short himself.


Biiitch~!

[The Betty]

You can't hit balls.

Ill see that bet and raise you a.... wink wink!!

[kevinfromseattle]

I went to a wedding in Walnut Creek, CA. a few years back.

walnut creek is where all the poor people that wish they lived in piedmont live

[jerichv]

tell em' how it really is thurgood. man for a white boy you gots some good taste on old school rap. i like that.

Today's the day that Players play....
So you better be on your way,
On your way, your way
Now it's time to celebrate
Hurry up and don't be late
Cause you know it's gonna be a lovely day
Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day....
lovely day........, lovely day, lovely day lovely day....
(too short)
January 1 the year 2000
We gettin all the money
And we make them clowin
You can tell everybody that stays around your way
Today is the official Players Holiday.
Short Dog I'm lovin every minute of it,
Cause pimps been around since the beginning of it.
We barbecuing chicken
That's what we doin
Buy some breezy and we kicken
The Cap what you doin? I'm just sitten here timing like a Rolex watch
I figured by now y'all know Hip-Hop and Rap won't stop
Puttin it together like a racing track...
Where my Latino, Philippino, and Essay partners at?

[The Betty]

Jer you were bustin ole school west whilz I was bustin ole skool easty on Da Booty thread. Payce chigga... betta recanyze.

[redliner]

You are all dorks.

[Fish]

Killing an Arab

[Oregon State Trooper]

I went to a wedding in Walnut Creek, CA. a few years back.

walnut creek is where all the poor people that wish they lived in piedmont live

You're being cited for being too attached to your mommy's money!

[Stiffler]

right now Im listening to a safety video for people working close to overhead high voltage conductors playing in the other room.

[Fish]

"Safety Dance"? yeah baby, bring back the 80's!!!!!

I'm gonna grow a tail.........modefied mullet


Esss..ess es, AAAA...aaa...aa, Efff...eff...ef

[Dano]

"Ursa Minor" by At The Drive In (off the Vaya EP)

This song motherfu**ing rocks! Too bad these guys decided to get wierd. They still have their moments as 'The Mars Volta', but 'At The Drive In' always gets me amped!

you skip with elbowed sobs
your palms were soaking wet
parched in the stupor!
elbowed
teach the tutor!

[nm]

Police - Synchronicity