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Postby Gazsurf » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:54 pm

Quit taking drugs.
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."

Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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Postby scubetubeular » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:36 pm

Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.


I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.
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Postby Gazsurf » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:47 pm

scubetubeular wrote:
Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.


I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.


I feel your pain!

Nm has a funny poop story, not sure if she'll tell it tho'........ :oops:
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."

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Postby nm » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:01 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
Nm has a funny poop story, not sure if she'll tell it tho'........ :oops:


:lol:
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Postby Nash » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:25 pm

Work parties 2 Saturdays in a row.
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Postby Spider » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:43 pm

scubetubeular wrote:
Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.


I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.


eat those dried prunes, man. they help.
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Postby erzats » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:43 pm

Spider wrote:
scubetubeular wrote:
Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.


I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.


eat those dried prunes, man. they help.


I've always liked this stuff:

http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Colon_Blow.htm
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Postby scubetubeular » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:02 pm

Daym erzats.
Wish I would have known about that a few days ago.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:10 am

The stupidity of my fellow human beings.

I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.
As I approach the elevators I see two women waiting for a lift.
I briefly consider taking the stairs, but the elevator door opens.
The women let it go empty and push the button again.
I walk up and push the up button.
The same elevator door opens again and I walk on.
As I walk on one of the women says "that one is going down".
"Going down huh?" I say as I get on and push the button for level 4.
The doors close and the elevator goes to level 4.
I would imagine there is a good possibility those two women are still waiting for the elevator going up.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby smithgrind » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:26 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.

I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.

Yep.
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Postby erzats » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:09 am

smithgrind wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.

I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.

Yep.


hahahahahaaahahhhh....... welp.
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Postby tippy toes » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:59 am

erzats wrote:
smithgrind wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.

I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.

Yep.


hahahahahaaahahhhh....... welp.


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Postby holddown » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:21 pm

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Postby smithgrind » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm

Lots to be pissed about, HD.

what's chafing your choad?

1. Big Gay Al
2. Alex Kopps
3. Hard to Read
4. kook t shirts in general
5. the deep shade of blue
6. kook pride
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:15 pm

can barely tell what the hell it even says.
When you know, you know; you know?
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