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by Gazsurf » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:54 pm
Quit taking drugs.
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."
Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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by scubetubeular » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:36 pm
Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.
I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.
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by Gazsurf » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:47 pm
scubetubeular wrote:Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.
I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.
I feel your pain!
Nm has a funny poop story, not sure if she'll tell it tho'........

"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."
Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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by Nash » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:25 pm
Work parties 2 Saturdays in a row.
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by Spider » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:43 pm
scubetubeular wrote:Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.
I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.
eat those dried prunes, man. they help.
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by erzats » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:43 pm
Spider wrote:scubetubeular wrote:Gazsurf wrote:Quit taking drugs.
I can't.
The pain is too severe.
I'm down to one pill every 3 - 4 hours though.
I did finally poop this morning so I have that going for me.
eat those dried prunes, man. they help.
I've always liked this stuff:
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Colon_Blow.htm
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by scubetubeular » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:02 pm
Daym erzats.
Wish I would have known about that a few days ago.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:10 am
The stupidity of my fellow human beings.
I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.
As I approach the elevators I see two women waiting for a lift.
I briefly consider taking the stairs, but the elevator door opens.
The women let it go empty and push the button again.
I walk up and push the up button.
The same elevator door opens again and I walk on.
As I walk on one of the women says "that one is going down".
"Going down huh?" I say as I get on and push the button for level 4.
The doors close and the elevator goes to level 4.
I would imagine there is a good possibility those two women are still waiting for the elevator going up.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by smithgrind » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:26 pm
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.
I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.
Yep.
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by erzats » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:09 am
smithgrind wrote:Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.
I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.
Yep.
hahahahahaaahahhhh....... welp.
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by tippy toes » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:59 am
erzats wrote:smithgrind wrote:Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The stupidity of my fellow human beings.
I got to the airport to pick up the niece.
I always forget that the bridge is on level 4.
I park on level 3.
Yep.
hahahahahaaahahhhh....... welp.
beautiful in its simplicity
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by holddown » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:21 pm
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by smithgrind » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:21 pm
Lots to be pissed about, HD.
what's chafing your choad?
1. Big Gay Al
2. Alex Kopps
3. Hard to Read
4. kook t shirts in general
5. the deep shade of blue
6. kook pride
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by bluesilver » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:15 pm
can barely tell what the hell it even says.
When you know, you know; you know?
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