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Postby Doc » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:18 pm

Women in sundresses...

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Postby nasty » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:07 pm

Women that were wearing sun dresses
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Postby Spent » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:51 pm

The sun rise from the top of mt sinai
First Gay Marriage, then legal weed and now a goddamn skatepark in PC.
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Postby Stiffler » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 am

when you relax, exhale, squeeze the trigger gently, and the cartdridge that you hand loaded goes off and a second later you hit an object the size of an apple, at a distance farther than five football fields away. ten times consecutively.

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Postby Sparky » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:18 am

Stiffler wrote:when you relax, exhale, squeeze the trigger gently, and the cartdridge that you hand loaded goes off and a second later you hit an object the size of an apple, at a distance farther than five football fields away. ten times consecutively.



Reminder to myself:
Keep all my apples at least 6 football fields away from Stiffler at all times!
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Postby Gazsurf » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:24 pm

Sparky wrote:Reminder to myself:Keep all my apples at least 6 football fields away from Stiffler at all times!



You feeling O.K. Sparky? You're writing funny ones since your comeback!
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:41 pm

Waking up in the morning in a pitch black room.

Rolling across the king size bed, picking up the phone, muttering "large carafe of coffee for two" into the phone.

Putting a luxurious robe on.

Opening the heavy drapes with the push of a bedside button, walking to the ceiling-to-floor window, and greeting the morning 20 floors below.

Ten minutes later sipping a fine roast with a good friend discussing plans for the morning at the pool and roulette tables....

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Postby Spider » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:03 pm

seeing my friend getting her first ride on her first surfboard
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Postby scubetubeular » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:29 pm

knowing that I don't have to go to Vegas twice again this year.
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Postby Seastack » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm

catchn tropical fishes in Oregon
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Postby Sparky » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:08 pm

days of tyhe week that end with a "y"
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Postby scubetubeular » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:50 pm

Sparky wrote:days of tyhe week that end with a "y"


What a coincidence Sparky,
Those are the days I tend to get drunk too.
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Postby Gazsurf » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:00 pm

scubetubeular wrote:Those are the days I tend to get drunk too.


You're getting the days of the week drunk? Wow you're pretty good then.....
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Postby gills » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:14 pm

Riding my blue 9'6 that I've had for two years for the first time in trunks.

Surfing so long that I'm so tired that when I cross step I step on my own feet .
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Postby Temperance » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:26 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
scubetubeular wrote:Those are the days I tend to get drunk too.


You're getting the days of the week drunk? Wow you're pretty good then.....


I've heard Thursday's a lush. Now Sunday...that's a challenge. She usually has a couple of bloody marys and calls it good.
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