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by Temperance » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:08 am
Sparky wrote:never knowing when you people are serious and when your people are joking
That is exactly how it works for me, actually.
I personally am always very serious, and I have my "People" do my joking for me.
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by Doc » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:16 pm
Let my people go...
God
"If you don't surf...don't start".
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by Sparky » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:48 pm
Doc wrote:Let my people go...
God
Moses, Moses, Moses
Love many, trust few, do harm to none!
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by Dr Sloth » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:21 pm
tail first drop wrote:Dry hair= smart paddler= Kook!
/sarcasm....
Gazsurf wrote:tail first drop wrote:Paddle out with dry hair and steal every wave that rolls through? "Kook!"
Paddling out with dry hair is the mark of a true professional!
Ehm...A dry hair barrel tops the list and is the ultimate prize!
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by nasty » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:46 am
I'm still working on the dry hair duck dive. I haven't succeeded yet, but I am still trying.
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by Spider » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:25 am
try a bathing cap
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by Dr Sloth » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:40 pm
nasty wrote:I'm still working on the dry hair duck dive. I haven't succeeded yet, but I am still trying.
What pisses me off is when people state that they are going to do something and then don't...
You accomplish this yet nasty?
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by Ceedog » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:49 pm
I don't care about the dry hair but have seen a lit J make it out before, that was cool.
Carbon credits, brought to you by Enron. PM for quotes.
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by Friend Of The Hawk » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:29 am
75cents to put air in your tires!!

If we can't be free, at least we can be cheap.....
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by Sparky » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:42 am
Friend Of The Hawk wrote:75cents to put air in your tires!!

knowing that now days "NOTHING" is for free, not air nor water
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by Temperance » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:47 am
People drag racing down neighborhood streets when I'm riding my bike home from work at 1 a.m.
I haven't flipped anyone off in....maybe ever until last night, and it felt like such a weak gesture against 2000 pounds of steel screaming right at me.
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by Tatonka » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:41 pm
Tonight: S wind 10 kt. wind waves 1 ft. SW swell 3 ft at 7 seconds. slight chance of showers early.
Monday: S wind 5 to 10 kt ... veering to W in the afternoon. wind waves 1 foot. SW swell 3 ft at 7 seconds.
Monday Night: W wind 10 kt ... becoming S after midnight. wind waves 1 foot. SW swell 3 ft at 7 seconds. slight chance of showers.
Tuesday: SE wind 5 to 10 kt. wind waves 1 foot. SW swell 3 ft. chance of showers.
Tuesday Night: NW wind 5 kt. wind waves 1 foot. SW swell 3 ft. chance of showers.
Wednesday: N wind 5 kt. wind waves 1 foot. SW swell 3 ft. chance of showers.
Wednesday Night: N wind 5 kt ... becoming S 10 kt after midnight. wind waves 1 foot. W swell 3 ft. slight chance of showers.
Thursday: SW wind 10 to 15 kt. wind waves 2 ft. W swell 3 ft.
Friday: SW wind 10 kt with gusts to 15 kt. wind waves 2 ft. W swell 3 ft.
can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
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by smithgrind » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:50 pm
I discovered something new that pissed me off...South Park. What a waste of electricity. I've never sat through an episode before, but I was stuck in a bar having a beer and a slice and it was on. Really,...one of the worst things I've been subjected to in a long time.
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by Sparky » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:53 am
smithgrind wrote:I discovered something new that pissed me off...South Park. What a waste of electricity. I've never sat through an episode before, but I was stuck in a bar having a beer and a slice and it was on. Really,...one of the worst things I've been subjected to in a long time.
And here I thought I was the only one who did not get it.
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by Stiffler » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:11 am
kookin. i hate when i kook out. its still fun though.
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