What pisses me off...........

[nasty]

When I call someones cell phone and they have music instead of a ringer. I don't want to listen to Michael Jackson while I'm waiting for an answer or voice mail.

[Temperance]

I'm not actually pissed about this, but it is irritating that one of my roommates has never put a dirty dish into, or taken a clean dish out of the dishwasher.

Also, now that I am commuting several drivers have briefly annoyed me--like when I am leaving a safe distance between me and the car in front of me, so the driver of the car behind me switches lanes just so they can get into that slot.

[gills]

it's not really a "bitch and moan," but when I go to hell, I think the only entertainment may be the surf fitness and nutrition thread. On a lighter note, I'm trying to quit nicotine for the umpteenth time, nothing has worked. However, I made a rule, every time i have some nicotine I have to read the surf fitness and nutrition thread from the beginning to the end. I haven't had any nicotine for five days.
I think i may be on to something. I'm going to write a self help book titled: Every time you do something you don'y want to do, read the surf fitness and nutrition thread on the OSP. I'm going to make millions. I must say, "Thank you...thank you" to anyone who has posted on the surf fitness and nutrition thread. you've helped me to quit nicotine and you are going to make me wealthy. Thank you...Thank you...Thank you

no offense pickle, but this might go better in the 'stoke' section. you started well, musing on the difficulty of breaking a herion like addiction, but then there was all this annoyingly happy exultations on becoming rich and jubilant. You could redeem the post by getting to the end and saying something like, "and then my dog died" or, "and then my board flew of the roof and was runover by an RV". But really, ending on a happy note like this isn't going to work for this section. IT's just not.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Here's what's wrong with having multiple sexual partners;
jealousy
insecurities
STDs
famliless children

Make that immature sexual partners....

[wyosurf]

... women's inablitiy to make up their mind

[Gazsurf]

Counsel requests the last phrase be re-typed for grammatical correctness your honor?!

[nasty]

Female intuition

[guppy]

'pisses me off' is probobly too strong of words

'bummes me out' would be emotionally closer to what I feel

racist people who believe that they aren't racist because they had one black friend in high school

&

waking up after a heavy day of drinking and realizing I made some poor decisions and should maybe appologize to someone

[Dinosauria, We]

oh i know....

ever had the plop splash shoot right back up your hole? so dirty but it feels sort of nice.

the french call it a Bidet.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Washington drivers.

The only thing that could be worse than an asian woman in an SUV (sorry 2Tone) is a washington driver.

It is perfectly okay, if not out right expected, for you to actually relinquish the left lane when not actually engagd in the overtaking of the car in the right lane.

a-holes.

[guppy]

Washington drivers.

hahahaha, I got so upset last week when this happened to me.
Traffic just thinned on a two lane highway and this arse hole gets out of the slow lane to drive the same speed as the car that was in front of him...

Got to say we've got it easy though, compared to Cali that is. No traffic manners and consistent traffic = road rage!

[holddown]

It pisses me off that Washington driver's education instructors actually get paid.

[wawaverider]

Here here Wilbur, being from WA (I can bitch about them) and having just gotten done from driving all over the OlyPeninsula this weekend they are the biggest sitting on my A@# in the left lane offenders. I just don't get why the state patrol doesn't pull more people over for delay of 5 or more vehicles. They did a piece on the phenomenom on KOMO news Seattle last year and the people had the audacity to say they were going the speed limit, despite the fact that the left lane is for passing only. Being in OR, I still come across this problem but it isn't as prevalent. What does irk me about OR drivers is that they don't know how to merge onto the freeways and highways.

[nasty]

When you send a PM to someone and they read it but don't respond.
I take it as FU, I'm too cool for you.

[gills]

When you send a PM to someone and they read it but don't respond.
I take it as FU, I'm too cool for you.

Sorry buddy, I was out the door. But if you'd like to wear smoking jackets and discuss literature, I'm game.

What pisses me off: Melted surf wax on the carpet of your car.