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Postby speelyei » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:49 pm

are you on some acreage, dub-chix, or just farmin in the city?
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Postby FP » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:02 pm

the idea of lowering myself so far into the cess pit that i might actually go snowerblading this week.
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Postby pra_ggresion » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:00 pm

I don't mean to interupt at this sensitive juncture but when you're done I think I remember Trula was trying to sell her soft top I mean Bic. Maybe you could indulge in other forbidden pleasures as well once you see it's not that bad tasting activities of ill repute. Just imagine, you'd never again have to put any effort into catching a wave. It would purely be riding, like hwuh snowb***ding.
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Postby Chief Smackaho » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:50 pm

White people.
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Postby speelyei » Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:57 pm

trula didnt have a soft top, she had a bic.
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Postby Ron Burgundy » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:42 am

speelyei wrote:are you on some acreage, dub-chix, or just farmin in the city?


you must be in washington or not know oregon very well. Lorane? We're talking about population 389, and about 800 teeth in total.

stop huffing your gloss
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Postby speelyei » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:03 am

people have small lots in small towns, and big lots in big towns, and everything in between. In my brothers neighborhood in Sherwood, we're talking 2000 sq ft houses on 3500 sq ft lots, his next door neighbors have a chicken coop and a goat. Illegally, I believe.

you should huff some resin of your own. Anybody can grind away foam, the real skill is in the glassing.
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Postby HessXXpress » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:17 am

ooooh!snap
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Postby wetchicken » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:33 am

FP wrote:the idea of lowering myself so far into the cess pit that i might actually go snowerblading this week.


from somewhere on facebook....
"They say the hardest part of snowlerblading is telling your parents your gay"

heres a funny vid of what you might expect if you've never gone before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_i6HX0Wis

and if you pick it up quicker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCTYRmRHXog
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Postby Trula » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:35 am

pra_ggresion wrote:I don't mean to interupt at this sensitive juncture but when you're done I think I remember Trula was trying to sell her soft top I mean Bic. Maybe you could indulge in other forbidden pleasures as well once you see it's not that bad tasting activities of ill repute. Just imagine, you'd never again have to put any effort into catching a wave. It would purely be riding, like hwuh snowb***ding.

Actually the thing is a piece of junk and what is worse than a bic? One that won't even catch waves. I do have a real board. The Bic has been high and dry for a couple years.
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Postby wetchicken » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:50 pm

HeinzV12 wrote:population 389, and about 800 teeth


hehe, yeah
that about covers it
more acres than teeth round these parts
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Postby grizldoldfk » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:01 pm

*pisses me off>

having to watch several previews and upcoming attractions just to get to the part of the dvd where i can just watch the f%#Kin movie already.
example-cars, surf's up, bob the builder...

if obama, hillary, or even fu%#kin cheny said they'd outlaw that crap, i'd vote for them just for that.

can i get an amen?
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Postby speelyei » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:52 pm

amen brutha
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Postby Dub Star » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:43 am

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Postby speelyei » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:23 pm

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