I can't let you take the new hat heat by yourself, wilbur. here is my new hat...
it was worn by a bull rider at the Newport rodeo a year ago. His ride went badly, and the bull stomped on it. he was so disgusted, he just stormed out of the arena, took it right over and threw it in the garbage can. I just waited till the crowd thinned out, plucked it outta the can, and straightened it right out.
