What pisses me off...........

[speelyei]

friday, tomorrow, i get an abscessed molar pulled. i have to have an oral surgeon in Salem do it because the bone density in my head is so high and the roots extend all the way to the nasal cavity.
Monday, in Corvallis, I get a vasectomy. Fun weekend all lined up.

[wawaverider]

an overabundance of ear and nose hair starting to grow, must be getting old

[Ron Burgundy]

friday, tomorrow, i get an abscessed molar pulled. i have to have an oral surgeon in Salem do it because the bone density in my head is so high and the roots extend all the way to the nasal cavity.
Monday, in Corvallis, I get a vasectomy. Fun weekend all lined up.

he we should grab a beer after you get your balls chopped.

Oh...I suppose an appletini would be more towards your liking

[Doc]

Spee:

Fun weekend all lined up.

Nice use of surfish jargon for the snip snip yank...

Hopefully your nurse isn't too cute...

Because when they put your sac under the lights to warm everything up and the chick who isn't your wife is handling your gear...

It's a weird situation...

Just look away.

Doc

[Betty]

Monday, in Corvallis, I get a vasectomy. Fun weekend all lined up.

After witnessing the terrain and conditions you were willing to battle for a short surf last spring....I gotta say, those Doctors have a big job ahead of them.

[grizldoldfk]

if i may offer some advice regarding the snip snip(and you really should take it), you should milk it for as long as you can...stay down...have the honey cater to your every need...and even fake it after you're ready to up and go...because once you get up...that was the last rest you're gonna get.
trust me.
(and none of this language was intended as euphemism or metaphor)
good luck and "hang in there"

[speelyei]

Good advice Doc. By the way, Gary at the Lighthouse Pub is an outstanding Waiter.

Betty, Thanks!

Grizld: taken under consideration. Thanks.

[holddown]

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Realizing I love Oregon.

[speelyei]

home after the big Vas...

first time I have been alone in the house for several hours in months...

somehow cruising porn sites seems like a bad idea.

What I really want to do? Mow the lawn. Not a euphemism, really. My place looks like crap. It's the first time it's been dry enough in months.

[grizldoldfk]

yeah, but i'm tellin' ya....take it easy...the lawn aint goin' nowhere...that's what i'm talkin' about...you want to move about...but you really should not...

[speelyei]

yes, the night before I went in, I did a bunch of research on the net about the Vasectomy and complications...
I found a site called dontfixit.org where all these men who have had complications have posted their stories and some pretty unpleasant photographs of monster swelling, hematomas, etc. So when the Doctor told me "spend two days on the couch" thats exactly what I am gonna do.
I bought a copy of Dwell magazine, a copy of Fine Homebuilding, and a Sniper Elite playstation game. I'm still antsy. It's like hanging out at the DMV with no number...

[Betty]

You had to mention the name of the web site? Now Ive seen it all....at least in the sack catagory.

Thanks a freaken lot Spee-otch.

[grizldoldfk]

you looked at that stuff and still went for it?!
isn't that a new realm of "core"?
much respect, you crazy sunofa.

[grizldoldfk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hxOr3q7nrk

gaz posted this in another thread.
this pisses me off.

i don't pay taxes so cops can harass little kids.
(and never in baltimore-i'd rather eat glass)

come to think of it...wtf do my taxes pay for anyway?
oh, that's right...
war.

funny how an incident shared on youtube can be so symbolic of something so much bigger.