What pisses me off...........

by **eastside** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:18 pm

bulshitt in general. fuk it, it blows. i want to drink 20 more beers and smash them on my head. or fall on my face from a 12 vert bowl and make red concrete. or break my surfboard in half. or just eat shitt really hard somehow. or listen to johnny cash. drink jack daniels. get pissed. fight idiots. thrash.

by **Dub Star** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:53 pm

eastside wrote:bulshitt in general. fuk it, it blows. i want to drink 20 more beers and smash them on my head. or fall on my face from a 12 vert bowl and make red concrete. or break my surfboard in half. or just eat shitt really hard somehow. or listen to johnny cash. drink jack daniels. get pissed. fight idiots. thrash.

Sounds like a good weekend to me.

by **Dub Star** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:57 pm

People that don't pack thier trash!

Wax is not biodegradable nor are the wrappers that it comes in!

As with Rainer 24oz cans, rash guards, and whatever shite I've picked off the beach recently.

by **speelyei** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:37 pm

earning $1000 in side work in a week expressly buy something good for myself, only to spend it on bills and groceries and gas.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:02 pm

speelyei wrote:earning $1000 in side work in a week expressly buy something good for myself, only to spend it on bills and groceries and gas.

dude...I seriously know what that is all about.

Working my butt off to make incentive and have it all spent before I get it due to one situation or another.

Two years later and my bike still has stock pipes on it.

Kills me.

But this spring....funk that....it's on!

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:28 pm

painful knee injury on the first wave of the epic day. light off shores and clean 7-8 ft lefts. all fkn day....i don't even want to hear about it.

by **wetchicken** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:47 pm

using dial-up because my satellite internet company (HUGHES NET) still sucks and is about to probably get the ax after the latest ordeal....

dial up is as slow as i remember, suddenly i feel too small and weak for the big, wide internet

by **jerichv** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:18 pm

sh*ting in a public bathroom. you know when you have to take a dump real bad and having to wait to line the seat with toiletpaper while your back end is prarie doggin. i hate that.

by **smithgrind** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:00 pm

I like you JerichV so I'm going to pass on a tip when the tip is protruding.

Use your shoe to drop the toilet seat in the down position. Gingerly step on to the seat with both feet and balance it out into a low crouch, kinda like you're kook surfing.
Drop trou and open the the bomb bay doors like it's the battle of Britain.

I've used this technique when the turds were brimming at the rim and I still walked out without a scratch.

by **speelyei** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:05 pm

the technique is called the hoverdump

by **Betty** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:28 pm

Or the pumpkin hover.

by **redliner** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:50 pm

Flight 462- Portland to Oakland. Sketchy-a$$ Southwest post grounding plane.
1.5 hours late due to mechanical "issue".

Landed it.

5 hour jack session in Oakland Airport.

Handled it.

Flight 4501 Oakland to Lihue. ATA (what the fVck am I thinking) airlines.
2 hours late for untold reason(s).

Flew 2 hours over the Pacific- banked hard left.
" Ladies and gentlemen, we are having a mechanical "issue", and are turning around and heading for LAX".
"We are going to have to circle for another hour to burn off some fuel so we're not so heavy on landing".(smaller fireball)

People were freaking. Whipping out cel. phones and making calls and sh/t while the flight people were yelling at them to turn them off.

Landed it- almost ran off the end of the runway, being heavily loaded with fuel. The runway lights turn red when you get near the end- we were in full red.

2 hours later-new plane- flew to Lihue and were blessed with 35mph east winds-not quite ideal for an easy touchdown at LIH.

Certain elements of this little tale are pissing me off.

Anybody want a $50 ATA voucher?!

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:27 am

Nothing.

Nothing....pisses me off.

by **CBtransplant** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:31 am

I've used this technique when the turds were brimming at the rim and I still walked out without a scratch.

And this brings me to what pisses me off. When you have to shite and there is a pile of it over flowing the toilet. Or when someone decides to shite in the corner right next to the perfectly functioning toilet.

by **jerichv** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:58 am

i had a friend that pooped in someones upper tank. SICKO.

What pisses me off...........

Who is online