What stoketh thee...

by **Neck Deep** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:23 pm

my wife borrowing $20 from me to go out with an ex-boyfriend, only to have him pay for her lunch...

'that's right pal, you better foot that bill.'

and the $20 going right back in my wallet.

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:42 pm

Neck Deep wrote:my wife borrowing $20 from me to go out with an ex-boyfriend

Why did you break up with him?

by **speelyei** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:57 pm

my wife borrowing $20 from me to go out with an ex-boyfriend, only to have him pay for her lunch...

'that's right pal, you better foot that bill.'

and the $20 going right back in my wallet.

im lookin for the stoke....

lookin

still not finding it...

is "pay fo her lunch" a euphemism?

by **redliner** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:36 pm

I woulda had her pay...

Stoked on that.

by **riverjetty** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:45 pm

Neck Deep wrote:my wife borrowing $20 from me to go out with an ex-boyfriend,

How bizarre. Thanks for sharing though. I'm mildly aroused by the thought of it.

by **Neck Deep** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:47 pm

I got to keep the $20 and that sucker fed the wife for me!! :roll:

Nevermind... maybe I'm trying to deal with some deeper issue here....

Am I jealous of the ex?

Having a hard time that she earns 2X what I earn...? wow...

this new OSP alias was not supposed to get this personal... buggered up again...

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:02 pm

Neck Deep wrote: Nevermind... maybe I'm trying to deal with some deeper issue here....

Am I jealous of the ex?

Having a hard time that she earns 2X what I earn...? wow...

This is getting more twisted as you type but I'm prepared to go along with it......

"She" ?? took the wife out and makes twice what you make? What are you trying to do to your marriage??

by **Neck Deep** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:18 pm

Suddenly I understand my Nom De Plume

Sorry, Gaz, 'she' being the wife.... not the ex-BF (who actually appeared quite manly, even though he could not look me in the eye as I grabbed his sweaty palm)

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:38 pm

Thanks Neck Deep I was getting a bit worked up with the confusion and had even gotten to the point where I had given this he/she ex a name...... Herman Aphrodite.

by **Neck Deep** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:42 pm

If only it were that exciting. It is always interesting to see who or what you replaced and were championed over... well not in this case...

by **speelyei** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:14 pm

all the DB Cooper action... Cool! They might've found his parachute? Awsome!

by **smithgrind** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:23 pm

speelyei wrote:all the DB Cooper action... Cool! They might've found his parachute? Awsome!

I don't know...I fall asleep at the mention of the DB Snoozer saga. Maybe working in the media has dulled my interest...

by **Hermgruf** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:19 pm

deleting all my posts.

by **Trula** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:10 pm

Hermgruf wrote:what stokes me?

going to the solv cleanup for the first time. time to pick up all the cig butts I've scattered across oregon. I'm sure they all flowed to the ocean and washed up on the beach, right?

next how to make up for all the stuff I killed.

how to unrape that drunk girl who raped me first.

how to reclaim my carbon emissions.

how to.... ugh, maybe I should quit while I'm behind.

Maybe you need to start watching My Name is Earl for some pointers.

by nm » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:17 pm

Trula wrote:
Hermgruf wrote:what stokes me?

going to the solv cleanup for the first time. time to pick up all the cig butts I've scattered across oregon. I'm sure they all flowed to the ocean and washed up on the beach, right?

next how to make up for all the stuff I killed.

how to unrape that drunk girl who raped me first.

how to reclaim my carbon emissions.

how to.... ugh, maybe I should quit while I'm behind.

Maybe you need to start watching My Name is Earl for some pointers.

Trula's ability to make a funny. :lol:

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