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by Ceedog » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:15 pm
wetchicken wrote:10-12 feet @ 10-12 seconds
for 10-12 days
Yeah with 15-30 kt W and SW winds.
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by Betty » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:24 pm
The Real Housewives. Yeah I know I should be ashamed to admit I watch....but In fact Im pretty sucked in. I dont know....something about voluptuous middle aged women with money to burn makes me hot. I guess I relate. But I dont get the whole New York angle. I mean, Orange county is obviously the big titty blonde arena but is New York so fu(king sub par that those bitches cant even afford a stylest....let alone a hairdresser? I mean c'mon! Im sure the schedule for the cam crew to be following you around is on the effing calendar...at least get your stringy do it at home blonde highlights set the day before. And the old lady floral dress crap and big hats? What the hell is that about? Girls need a little Vicky and Laurie fashion and hair repair.
P.fuggen.S. Im sorry but Brooklyn-ease is not attractive in the Hamptons.
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by Hermgruf » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:39 pm
deleting all my posts.
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by speelyei » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:46 pm
Ms Stiffler says you are totally right, Betty.
She says she can only take that show in small doses, and thats saying something. The tv shows that woman will watch could kill. The Bachelor? Biggest Loser? Coyote Ugly try-outs. that one is particularly tragic.
Jillian Michaels from the biggest loser is pretty great though.
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by Betty » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:09 am
By 'your friend' "mrs. stiffler"...do you mean yourself?
If not...Ask Mrs Stiffler... if she were on 'The real housewives of (where you at again,) Oregon...would she get her curls primped and put on a dress from the 2thousands before she was on national television (daily re-runs). She looks hotter then the Hampton yearly ball even after a day of milking babes and preening NW surfer ego.
Perhapse the NY bitches win out by having more concern for their childrens upstanding education and their prime space in the ladder of society but I dont see any wrongdoing in putting boobs over babies college fund. Guess Im a westcoast snatch after all.
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by speelyei » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:07 am
No, i mean the real Mrs Stiffler. When I watch those shows I am seething with anger. All of 'em. Even super-nanny. I am just floored at (how it at least appears) that these absolute incompetents seem to have so much more money than I do. these dudes that can't run their own household, can't parent their own children, and they seem to have new cars and a new house bigger than what they need, and all the nicest toys to fill the place.
I find watching tv like that really generates a class envy in me that i don't like.
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by Nash » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:12 am
A forecast that calls for a good southern coming in over the weekend that gets pushed back to Monday a day later ruining my plan of a 3-4 day assualt.
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by wetchicken » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:47 am
...almost everyone on tv is stupid and has mo money...
agreed nash, the 5ft weekend is no more and now the 4ft at 15 sec is on monday, when i'll probably be working...unless....
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by wyosurf » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:57 am
Ceedog wrote:wetchicken wrote:10-12 feet @ 10-12 seconds
for 10-12 days
Yeah with 15-30 kt W and SW winds.
sorry, the correct answer was onshore 10-12 mph winds
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by Dub Star » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:20 pm
Washington cops. Fuking police state.
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by Gazsurf » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:34 pm
Somebody got a speeding ticket.....
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by gills » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:05 pm
Dub Star wrote:Washington cops. Fuking police state.
Hey Dub, it doesn't matter where you are, if you start shooting up police stations with a fully automatic rifle, they're going to get pissed.
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by Nash » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:42 pm
During my annual work review being told "we are worried you are just not excited enough about the job. we want to see you staying late and coming in on the weekends."
No need to worry guys, I'm not excited about the job.
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by wawaverider » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:29 pm
try taking the whole "Office Space" approach at your job, then they might promote you and all ("we see you've been missing alot of work lately" Peter Gibbons replies "I wouldn't say I've been missing work")
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by speelyei » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:27 pm
I didn't know you worked at Nike, Nash.
I loved it the day my wife quit working for those stuffed shirts.
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