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Postby Gazsurf » Fri May 23, 2008 12:08 pm

People who can surf shirtless.
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Postby jerichv » Fri May 23, 2008 1:09 pm

scabtits...hahahahaha.. oh and Gaz, i regret surfing shirtless... :?
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Postby smithgrind » Fri May 23, 2008 4:47 pm

Betty wrote:Waiting for tickets from Seattle to PA to drop below 400$ for the last 4 monthes and now getting word they are over 500$ and climbing. .

Can't you just drive to the strait? can't cost you that much from Seatown can it?
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Postby Fish » Fri May 23, 2008 7:57 pm

Betty wrote:Waiting for tickets from Seattle to PA to drop below 400$ for the last 4 monthes and now getting word they are over 500$ and climbing. I am sorry but I am not paying 2grand or wasting my miles to take the fam to effing Jersey for a week.


Why would you go to Jersey?

It's not the same anymore... :cry:

But if you do...
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat May 24, 2008 8:12 pm

The tools on the jiggsters wearing a $500 helmet and a $400 Joe Rocket or (even more expensive) ICON jacket with the body armor in it, and then wearing some thin pants or jeans with tennis shoes.


But hey...at least when they go gown @ 140+ they will leave a good looking corpse.....from the waist up.

I wonder if funeral directors charge less if the corpse is legless?

Everytime I see these tools I always think the same thing..."dead meat".
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Postby Ceedog » Sat May 24, 2008 11:57 pm

Or natural selection...
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Postby Trula » Tue May 27, 2008 8:41 pm

Memorial Day vacation dealing with a whiny 4-year-old and her mother. No fish to be found and only 1 legal sized crab, but it was a female so couldn't keep it. Should have brought the board along but we had a boat in tow so it is an ordeal to go anywhere. Oh and to top off the weekend the $275 speeding ticket from the Philomath cop. Okay so my friend deserved it (48 in a 25) but it still stinks.
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Postby Ceedog » Wed May 28, 2008 12:42 am

With that new street setup Phil is like hazard county, watch yo speed fo sure.
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Postby Trula » Wed May 28, 2008 10:40 am

Yeah they can get you coming around the bend from the coast while sitting in the comfort of the police parking lot. I know better than speeding in Phil but my friend is a chronic speeder.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Wed May 28, 2008 12:49 pm

a real friend?
or, a "friend"?
as in -"my fiance".
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Postby bluesilver » Wed May 28, 2008 2:24 pm

Trula wrote:Memorial Day vacation dealing with a whiny 4-year-old and her mother. No fish to be found and only 1 legal sized crab, but it was a female so couldn't keep it. Should have brought the board along but we had a boat in tow so it is an ordeal to go anywhere. Oh and to top off the weekend the $275 speeding ticket from the Philomath cop. Okay so my friend deserved it (48 in a 25) but it still stinks.


In washington I think 48 in a 25 is "reckless driving" and can get your license suspended
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Postby bluesilver » Wed May 28, 2008 2:26 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The tools on the jiggsters wearing a $500 helmet and a $400 Joe Rocket or (even more expensive) ICON jacket with the body armor in it, and then wearing some thin pants or jeans with tennis shoes.


But hey...at least when they go gown @ 140+ they will leave a good looking corpse.....from the waist up.

I wonder if funeral directors charge less if the corpse is legless?

Everytime I see these tools I always think the same thing..."dead meat".


Must've been me you saw. I wasn't wearing tennis shoes though, they were moccasins and under my sweat pants I wasn't wearing underwear.
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Postby wetchicken » Wed May 28, 2008 2:49 pm

Ceedog wrote:With that new street setup Phil is like hazard county, watch yo speed fo sure.


i made it through at about 35 late night last time...i remember being especially on the lookout and it being hard to do just 25 for mostly vacant lots and parkway like curves on an empty street...that new setup does slow things down through there though

and hey, last mem day weekend the light (thats been on 101 for like 2 or 3 years) at rock creek just south of ocean beach was no longer there!

(still doesn't look like they're done though)
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Postby holddown » Wed May 28, 2008 3:09 pm

bluesilver wrote:In washington I think 48 in a 25 is "reckless driving" and can get your license suspended

In Washington, 55 in the left lane is reckless driving.
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Postby Dub Star » Wed May 28, 2008 3:19 pm

F Washington, freaken police state.
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