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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:57 am

riverjetty wrote:
Betty wrote:Yeah then take an adventure to Nordstroms,

Never seen one, but I'm picturing guys in girls pants, and I'm not as entranced by the picture as I thought I'd be.


That's basically it, plus really ambiguously gay pink button shirts. Too many guys read GQ and think 80 dollar pink shirts are a great idea
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Postby Betty » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:06 am

My dude has a pink shirt and Im sure he has never cracked a GQ. I think a standard ball size allows you to sport a shirt of a more fem color with out appearing to be light in the lofers. Its really all about a good golf game.
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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:30 am

Betty wrote: I think a standard ball size allows you to sport a shirt of a more fem color with out appearing to be light in the lofers. .


Not true.
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Postby budster » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:40 am

everyone i know is a golf fanatic. those queer shirts and tight knickers. why don't you pick up a club? lets go play a round. i think you would be really good at this.....come on.

look. i fokking hate this piece of shiet past time, fit for those waiting for their next squash game. i think i would rather chill in the clubhouse and drink mule piss with the foam farted off!

golf rrrrreally pisses me off!!! watching on the tele..... another round of jackass ale in a tall glass sir.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:48 am

yeah. me too.
golf, and pink shirts are gay.
(no offense to homosexuals intended)
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Postby Betty » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:17 am

Well hmm...lets see...I am a girl, and I really enjoy the wang... and the pink shirt on a masculine man does not strike me as gay or unattractive. Quite the contrary. So if I were a masculine man, lets say the type who could chop a chord of wood in a day, I would maybe go with the girls opinion on this subject rather then three homophobic men who wear tight black azz and ball revealing neoprene in there 'sport' of choice.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:38 am

you make a very good point.
i'll be ordering the pink carhart overbibs from now on.
you other dudes should wake up to the new black.
thanks betty for the insight.
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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:47 am

Betty wrote:Well hmm...lets see...I am a girl, and I really enjoy the wang... and the pink shirt on a masculine man does not strike me as gay or unattractive. Quite the contrary. So if I were a masculine man, lets say the type who could chop a chord of wood in a day, I would maybe go with the girls opinion on this subject rather then three homophobic men who wear tight black azz and ball revealing neoprene in there 'sport' of choice.


Nope. Especially when it comes to business transactions. When the guy on the other side of the conference desk is wearing a pink shirt, I have a hard time taking him seriously. I can't help but picture them riding around on magic rainbows on the back of a My Little Pony doll while singing nursery rhymes and licking candy canes.
not my fantasy in any way, but it just seems like it would be thiers
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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:49 am

Betty wrote:men who wear tight black azz and ball revealing neoprene in there 'sport' of choice.


see... we don't have much choice in this matter. Does he wear a pink neoprene suit too? Does his squad car have pink fuzzy handcuffs hanging from the rearview mirror?
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Postby Betty » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:05 am

Again you are a man, so why should another man care if you were attracted to his choice of clothing? Frankly I think its a little homo in itself to be a man and notice what another man is wearing, pink or not.

And, no. He does not wear pink neoprene, he does not wear black tho either. He doesnt surf or dive. But then I have never seen a woman wearing such a thing either, have you?

And no. He does not have pink fuzzy handcuffs, but I do and he does not feel gay when he uses them. And he doesnt drive a 'cruiser'. He drives one of these...

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If you were on the other side of the counter doing a business transaction with this dude, I dont think you would question his ability to look hot in pink on his pony. I think you would question wether or not you were capable of holding your pink little azzhole from shatting itself.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:12 am

oh, he's cute.
and i bet he has soft hands.
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Postby Trula » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:27 am

Where I live most of the bike riders I encounter are either homeless and/or drunks. The majority of the riders ride the incorrect direction in the bikelanes. Not only is this a problem for drivers when they are trying to back out of driveways. Which where I live it is dangerous when they are traveling the incorrect direction since they are very easy to miss seeing. Also when I am out for a ride I encounter these idiots who refuse to move out of my way since I am correctly using the lane. It puts me in danger not to mention all of the people who decide to use bikelanes as sidewalks when there is one right next to it. On top of that the riders also have a tendency to swerve in and out of the lane or ride the white line with their trailers full of empty beer cans. I don't mind waiting for a safe spot to pass cyclists on country roads when they are being courteous and safe though.
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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:40 am

He drives a grenade launcher? I'm not even upset - I'm impressed!

Anyways, you know I'm just giving you a hard time only for the entertainment factor. Wear on, oh master of pink textiles.

By the way - my wife thinks pink on guys is pretty gay too. So technically you 2 cancel each other out and the issue becomes neutral. Or something. :)
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Postby grizldoldfk » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:42 am

trula, we've moved on to male fashion, but we can back up for you...
about these homeless, who offend and inconvenience us so...
and because you claim to be a republican...
it's the republican administration who has created the poverty.
certainly, before 2000 there was plenty of homelessness...
but statistics show a drastic increase, especially in the last few years.
this is due to funding cuts for social programs, like the ones that provide food and shelter and medicine for the many who need it. look into it. major major major cuts in funding for homeless/hungry.
think about it next time you vote.
...and tell your '"friends".
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Postby bluesilver » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:43 am

Trula wrote:Where I live most of the bike riders I encounter are either homeless and/or drunks. quote]


This made me laugh a lot. I liked your post.. it's going to piss off some politically correct person here (approx 99% of the posters).
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