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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:30 pm

Being turned loose to make the run to Hell's Canyon with the boys.

6+ hours of wind and sun, hot oil, and thunder.

Three days of dirt camping and no showers, beer, and bad BBQ.

Thousands of bikes, loose women, some way too loose in all the wrong places, bad hair cuts, worse leathers.

Three days of no work, no email, no computers, no packing, no planning, no stressing, no BS.

Stoked.
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Postby Doc » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:34 pm

Dub sez:

Hold on let me add, fishes are 6 n under.


Not according to Skip Frye...
Lots of fishes are under 6'...
But the idea that there's a rule...
Seems a bit ludicrous.

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Postby Friend Of The Hawk » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:42 am

If there were rule's I would not have gone surfing yesterday.....Oh wrong post should have been standards.....I do have a 7'10" fish somewhere in my shed........ :?
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Postby Dub Star » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:56 am

Now this is ludicrous.

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Rules suck, no doubt.

And maybe standards do too, but I got em.

Everythings fishey these days, the SUP fish an example. Heard thier comming out with a hybrid fish soon.

Foam is good esp in the Or crud. Fish on!
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Postby brdsurf » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:14 am

Getting a care package in the mail the other day from one of the OSP members...Surfers Journal and other mags...
Liberating in a few different ways. It gave my severely dog eared copies a much needed break and well... had the now ex-girl complain I wanted to read them before I fell asleep and before I wanted to make her breakfast the next morning. I was told to figure out where my priorities lay...

I wont miss her so much.
Thanks... it was a godsend and great inspiration.
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Postby nm » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:46 pm

An hour & a half Hot Rock Massage. ooooohhh yyeeaaahhhhhh........
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Postby wawaverider » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:13 am

getting barreled in Costa Rica
only two more days left before I get to be a sorry sap in a wetsuit again
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:17 pm

Three days
Two States
Two time zones
Just shy of 1000 miles.
More scenery than you could take in, in less than a lifetime.

Can't wait to go back to this place.

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Postby smithgrind » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:22 pm

eating sh*t on my fixie as I tried to take a corner way too fast and at a heavy angle. Clipped the pedal, caught air and found myself skidding and laying a greasy trail of fresh flesh on the pavement. Back on the bike, late to work and bleeding all over the keyboards and control panels as my co workers insist I clean myself up and allow them to complete the work.

Not a chance...I didn't want to shave my stoke.
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Postby Neck Deep » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:36 am

photos?
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Postby speelyei » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:40 pm

Wilb, that looks like you were havin a blast.

Oh yeah, our draw-tags? Unsuccesful on all counts. Looks like General Season with the drunks and road-hunters for me..
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:12 pm

Totally.

No worries on the draw...that just means we now have points for next year.

We will go general season and rely on our superior skills and intense drive for our success.....
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Postby Gazsurf » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:20 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:We will go general season and rely on our superior skills and intense drive for our success.....


Neither of which we will waste our time by using in the surf!..... Whoops, did I just say that out loud?
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Postby nm » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:21 pm

Southy hitting the entire week I'm on vacation.......and scoring the goods. :cool:


....and my new board. :D
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:17 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:We will go general season and rely on our superior skills and intense drive for our success.....


Neither of which we will waste our time by using in the surf!..... Whoops, did I just say that out loud?


Surfing is so passe'....
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