What pisses me off...........

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:25 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_ ... ian_deaths

by **Betty** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:10 am

McDonalds.

Being a parent, it can be difficult to excape the place. So far I have done pretty well, but once in a while I cave...and I have to admit, I love a bigmac.

The problem though, is that McDonalds always follows you home. I never leave the place with out going directly home and having the squirts for several hours, no matter what I eat, even though I normally just have coffee.

This most current case of McD's following me home was especially disturbing. The visit to the place in itself was horrific. It was not all that busy, yet the huge staff behind the counter could not find time to replace napkins, ketchup, not even toilet paper...and the floors were covered with shat from food to what looked like mud. We stayed through the party we had been invited to, I didn't poison my baby with any of the food and only let my kids have ice cream...and we headed home. Safe from the squirts.

At home I tell my nuggets to go brush their teeth. My hippy is a sollid brusher, normally taking more then 10 minutes a session. But when he was in there for a half our I went to check on him....only to find him making use of MY TOOTHBRUSH TO SCRUB HIS MCDONALDS RIDDEN FEET.

You gotta hate that place.

by **pickleweed** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:36 pm

Speaking of McDonalds, I was wondering when this unexplained weight-loss is supposed to happen

I wan't to die ripped man, ripped

I want to be shirtless in my coffin

I want chicks saying to each other, "He's hot, I would do him," and then giggling

by **bluesilver** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:04 pm

Apostrophies!!!!!!!!!!

' <-------- I hate you!!!!!

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:42 pm

Humanity.

The other day I am driving down the road and see this young guy on a motorized standup scooter take a face lant in the street.

Like the front end broke in half and down he goes with more ferocity than if he had caught a backside rail while snowboarding.

Splat.

No hands out to break his fall.

Face, meet pavement.

I come to a stop in the middle of the road and yell across and out my pasenger window "Dude...you alright man?".

Nothing.

He gets up.

"Man...you alright man?"

Nothng.

He stands there with his back to me...

...and flips me off.

Next time I will just follow my instinct and just laugh at him and take his wallet.

f@#K humanity.

by **Doc** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:56 pm

Sounds like he was alright to me...

Doc

by **bluesilver** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:44 am

Try the "you alright man" approach first, then laugh. otherwise you'd be just like him and end up in a whirlwind of self-hatred.

by **redliner** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:07 am

It sucks-but that's what you get for riding a scooter.

by **grizldoldfk** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:20 am

Today: N wind 5 to 10 kt with gusts to 15 kt ... rising to
15 to 20 kt with gusts to 25 kt in the afternoon. wind waves
2 ft ... building to 4 ft in the afternoon. NW swell 9 ft at 10
seconds subsiding to 8 ft. patchy fog late in the morning.
Tonight: N wind 20 to 25 kt easing to 15 kt after midnight.
wind waves 5 ft subsiding to 3 ft. NW swell 6 ft at 9 seconds.
Thursday: N wind 20 to 25 kt. wind waves 4 ft. NW swell 4 ft at
10 seconds.
Thursday Night: N wind 20 to 25 kt. wind waves 5 ft. NW swell
4 ft ... building to 6 ft after midnight. patchy fog after
midnight.
Friday: N wind 20 to 25 kt. wind waves 5 ft. NW swell 6 ft.
patchy fog in the morning.
Friday Night: N wind 20 to 25 kt ... easing to 15 to 20 kt after
midnight. wind waves 5 ft. NW swell 6 ft.
Saturday: N wind 20 to 25 kt. wind waves 4 ft. NW swell 7 ft.
Sunday: N wind 15 to 20 kt with gusts to 25 kt. wind waves 4 ft.
NW swell 6 ft.

the wind is starting to piss me off.

by **Ceedog** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:19 am

No protection nearby Griz? Its definitely getting old, hate driving another hour for windblock only to ride mushy waves.

by **budster** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:39 am

Betty wrote:McDonalds.

Being a parent, it can be difficult to excape the place. So far I have done pretty well, but once in a while I cave...and I have to admit, I love a bigmac.

The problem though, is that McDonalds always follows you home. I never leave the place with out going directly home and having the squirts for several hours, no matter what I eat, even though I normally just have coffee.

You gotta hate that place.

geez Betty, i'm impressed. you must have highly evolved sphincter. i can never even get out of restaurant before the beads of sweat on my forehead send me reeling to the delivery room. Darwin has big plans for you.

by **Doc** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:32 am

M y 15 year old son has not been allowed to enter a McDonalds...
Since about 1995 when he was 3 years old...
He would not exit the ballroom of the play area...
Germ infested pits of hell those places...
When my wife had to wriggle into the structure to retrieve him...
He pelted her mercillessly with the plastic balls...
And was dragged kicking & screaming from the pit...
He was told that we would never let him go back...
Even now, if I stop at the golden arches...
He reminds me he's not allowed to enter...

Doc

by **Trula** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:41 pm

Old surfbuddy catching waves as Ike nears shore in Texas, punk.

by **Dub Star** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:22 am

That September has pretty much sucked so far nearing no where near its potnetial.

by **riverjetty** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:44 am

McDonalds is like Tobacco, you can smell it on the users.

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