Movie suggestions.
"Bad Lieutenant",
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8
always a good one when you have pills+time on your hands.
May have said it before, but
"Freeway."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA_AqlRelvs
"I aint no trick baby!" that line always cracks me up.
Plus you get to see Brooke Shields blow her own brains inside-out.
Note: your wife may not find this movie funny.
The same way my wife doesn't find it funny when I yell out the car window, "get your @ss out the street you fuggin cocksmoker" at someone taking their sweetass time strolling through the crosswalk in front of me while waiting to make a right turn.
I assure you of this. The ramifications of my single utterance of that word in her presence have been noted, going on six weeks now.