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Postby MC » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:26 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Watching all of the 'tards out in this stuff.

My fav was the guy who went off the road with chains on the back wheels of his front wheel drive mini van.


i have seen and laughed at many people doing the same thing...gimme a break.
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:29 pm

MC wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Watching all of the 'tards out in this stuff.

My fav was the guy who went off the road with chains on the back wheels of his front wheel drive mini van.


i have seen and laughed at many people doing the same thing...gimme a break.


Saw a beemer pull this one.. backed up traffic for 4 miles as he spun in circles until he landed in a ditch.

The best one yet was the one they showed on the news.. haha we got you suckers on film!
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Postby pickleweed » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:01 pm

Council member, quietly and deviously: "The towns-people are restless your majesty. They desire a witch to burn."

Your Majesty shocked then annoyed:
"Again!!!........A witch to burn! They could of had something great and they desire a witch? Sigh, so be it, give them a witch."

Council: "who shall it be?"

Your Majesty: "Who is the one who is differant from the rest, who thinks for himself, who seems to criticize thee...."

Council, forgetting his place, interupts: "The village idiot"

Your majesty angry at being interupted, impatientlly: "Well make it thee!"

...and so a witch was burned, but it wasn't enough, the peasants were thrilled and had to have another, then another, then another....

Then plague betook them, for the cure, as so often is the case, lied within the mind of one who thought different, a witch...

For a witch is the first voted off the island

for rather than frorming an allience,

she gather wood, build shelter, and finds food for the rest,

For she thinks different and can see wood were they be no wood, shelter were they be none, and food not thought edible

for we humans, as social animals, did not develop our big brains to adapt to our environments, as thought, but rather, to manipulate each other.

So one is not enough, and another must go, then another, until finally, one is left, who wins a million, and later, is thrown in jail for tax evasion....

for a million is not enough, or two, or three, or....








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Postby brdsurf » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:44 pm

Confirmed tickets out of the USA for January 15th.
f@#K the job. Stupid ignorant managers. A bunch of lazy fat f@#kers if you ask me. But you didnt.
Cest la vie!
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Postby pickleweed » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:34 am

Ever notice how so many of the informed, refined, and intellectual question the meaning of life, yet only read books and do not watch television.

Well, end your search. I've found the meaning of life. It's Television. The reason so many intellectualls have unanswered questions is they don't watch Television.

After all, have you ever seen one who watches an excessive amount of television questioning the meaning of life?

No. You don't, because television is what makes life worthwhile. All the answers lie within its glowing container.

Burn your books, buy a television.
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:03 am

i have something like 200 channels and don't like it for much more than background noise. TV is boring, usually
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Postby WC » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:42 am

getting excited about a week plus of brotastic socal surf safari come mid january.
Save the Seagulls.
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Postby Snow2Sea » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:46 am

The Blaze beating the Celtics!
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Postby Dub Star » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:21 pm

Snow2Sea wrote:The Blaze beating the Celtics!


WORD what a welcome home for me.

Secondly $1.40 a gallon in Wyoming and eastern Idaho.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:11 am

tyedog's "f this forum" threads.
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Postby pickleweed » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:33 pm

I found out when my grandmother migrated from Norway she briefly lived in Nor-California, Doh!!!!!!!!!

So I guess that makes me one of you....

So are you guys excited for that Dicaprio movie or what, bros'
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Postby King of El Cariso » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:44 pm

Picking up my new Nuget in the am @ 200 below their price, 300 under the online price... Just in time to head north to Santa Cruz on the way home...
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Postby Friend Of The Hawk » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:47 pm

Chargers beat the Colts............... 8)
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Postby King of El Cariso » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:02 pm

Chargers baby.......
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Postby Doc » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:22 pm

Bolts...
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