What pisses me off...........

[speelyei]

Testify!!

[Doc]

sounds like a great show!

doc

[Friend Of The Hawk]

Sometimes.......When you see more than three A$$Hats the next one could be you....

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

First...amused at watching the rabbits make tentative forays at the garden this morning. Testing the perimeter.

Then...realizing they could see the flaw in the security.

Decided to blow off fixing it in favor of a nice ride through the coast range, where we found the best bacon cheseburger ever.

Now fearing they will push it before I can secure the loop-hole.

[Nash]

where we found the best bacon cheseburger ever.

Where is this "burger" you speak of friend?

[bluesilver]

Wilbur, you should try some meditation techniques.. ya know maybe light some candles and stuff.. maybe go get a massage or something, i'm worried about you man. I can't remember the last time I heard anything other than bitching from you on this website and I don't mean that to be spiteful - i'm worried about your mental well being.

[Gazsurf]

The stupid concert i went to last night.

Doobies and Allmans.

should have been damn good.

Sucked @ss.

It is hard to say which was more annoying to me.

the drunk girl who was not even alive when the doobies were good, behind me, half falling over me, and shrilling "I love you" every time the band stopped, and calling for "Black Water", presumably because it was the only song she knew. Or the way the Doobies opened for the Almans and their sound sucked.

Maybe it was the ancient (read - older than Gaz) couple next to me who were about to stroke out as they bitched in between each song.

Possibly it was the horrible smell of pot being flagrantly smoked all over the place and knowing that if I lit a cig I would have been pummeled in three seconds flat.

Maybe it was the asshats who took over the seats vacated by the old couple and the drunk girls after the Doobies had left who obviously did not pay to be in that section the way I did and who should have gone back to their cheap seats with their horrid pot smoke, obnoxious armadillo calls, and outlandish grateful Dead-esque dancing and annoying-as-f@#K air guitar solos.

hey jerk off....there are two outstanding guitar players on stage..trust me..they do not need your stoned-@ss help you freakin moron. Sit down and extinguish that foul smelling joint or go back to the cheap seats!

then there was the 55 year old controller of some deadend.com high fiving his buddies as they sloshed their beer over some ones grandparents or other has-been.

Or maybe it was the way that bands patronize us and change the lyrics to include the name of the town we are in and even worse, the way the drunk and stoned tools respond to it.

"Portland moon won't you keep on shining on me"

Go f@#K yourselves. shut up and sing the songs they were meant to be sang.

And all you asshats in the audience...you are not cool because they mentioned your town name. They are basically treating you like morons.

Belgium moon won't you keep on shining on me...

f@#K off.

I hate hippies, pot, geezers acting like they are 25, cheap seaters, drunk girls, and now the Doobies and the Allman Brothers.

This is what you get for listening to Z100 while on the shitter, with speed dial all set so you can be the 74th caller......... winning free tickets sometimes isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Friend Of The Hawk]

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[Ceedog]

The stupid concert i went to last night.

Doobies and Allmans.

should have been damn good.

Sucked @ss.

It is hard to say which was more annoying to me.

the drunk girl who was not even alive when the doobies were good, behind me, half falling over me, and shrilling "I love you" every time the band stopped, and calling for "Black Water", presumably because it was the only song she knew. Or the way the Doobies opened for the Almans and their sound sucked.

Maybe it was the ancient (read - older than Gaz) couple next to me who were about to stroke out as they bitched in between each song.

Possibly it was the horrible smell of pot being flagrantly smoked all over the place and knowing that if I lit a cig I would have been pummeled in three seconds flat.

Maybe it was the asshats who took over the seats vacated by the old couple and the drunk girls after the Doobies had left who obviously did not pay to be in that section the way I did and who should have gone back to their cheap seats with their horrid pot smoke, obnoxious armadillo calls, and outlandish grateful Dead-esque dancing and annoying-as-f@#K air guitar solos.

hey jerk off....there are two outstanding guitar players on stage..trust me..they do not need your stoned-@ss help you freakin moron. Sit down and extinguish that foul smelling joint or go back to the cheap seats!

then there was the 55 year old controller of some deadend.com high fiving his buddies as they sloshed their beer over some ones grandparents or other has-been.

Or maybe it was the way that bands patronize us and change the lyrics to include the name of the town we are in and even worse, the way the drunk and stoned tools respond to it.

"Portland moon won't you keep on shining on me"

Go f@#K yourselves. shut up and sing the songs they were meant to be sang.

And all you asshats in the audience...you are not cool because they mentioned your town name. They are basically treating you like morons.

Belgium moon won't you keep on shining on me...

f@#K off.

I hate hippies, pot, geezers acting like they are 25, cheap seaters, drunk girls, and now the Doobies and the Allman Brothers.

Damn Grandpa, it's just a concert.

[eastside]

better pot than meth i always say
what a whiiinnneeerrr

[Dano]

The stupid concert i went to last night.

Doobies and Allmans.

should have been damn good.

Sucked @ss.

It is hard to say which was more annoying to me.

the drunk girl who was not even alive when the doobies were good, behind me, half falling over me, and shrilling "I love you" every time the band stopped, and calling for "Black Water", presumably because it was the only song she knew. Or the way the Doobies opened for the Almans and their sound sucked.

Maybe it was the ancient (read - older than Gaz) couple next to me who were about to stroke out as they bitched in between each song.

Possibly it was the horrible smell of pot being flagrantly smoked all over the place and knowing that if I lit a cig I would have been pummeled in three seconds flat.

Maybe it was the asshats who took over the seats vacated by the old couple and the drunk girls after the Doobies had left who obviously did not pay to be in that section the way I did and who should have gone back to their cheap seats with their horrid pot smoke, obnoxious armadillo calls, and outlandish grateful Dead-esque dancing and annoying-as-f@#K air guitar solos.

hey jerk off....there are two outstanding guitar players on stage..trust me..they do not need your stoned-@ss help you freakin moron. Sit down and extinguish that foul smelling joint or go back to the cheap seats!

then there was the 55 year old controller of some deadend.com high fiving his buddies as they sloshed their beer over some ones grandparents or other has-been.

Or maybe it was the way that bands patronize us and change the lyrics to include the name of the town we are in and even worse, the way the drunk and stoned tools respond to it.

"Portland moon won't you keep on shining on me"

Go f@#K yourselves. shut up and sing the songs they were meant to be sang.

And all you asshats in the audience...you are not cool because they mentioned your town name. They are basically treating you like morons.

Belgium moon won't you keep on shining on me...

f@#K off.

I hate hippies, pot, geezers acting like they are 25, cheap seaters, drunk girls, and now the Doobies and the Allman Brothers.

Damn Grandpa, it's just a concert.

Seriously..

Why did you even go? None of this should be of any surprise. It's what happens when bands who have done more than their share of boozing and weed smoking give a concert. You could have just stayed home and listened to your tapes of Rush Limbaugh while surfing the OSP and had a WAY better time.

[Ceedog]

Seeing the words Limbaugh and the OSP in the same sentence made me chuckle. Kind of like eating a cheesburger while chatting on a vegan site.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Seeing Jack Johnson win American Idol.

[Tex]

not sure that all the facts are in but moms who dump their kids off bridges in the middle of the night really pisses me off. (Search Oregonian if you didnt hear about this one.)

[Dano]

not sure that all the facts are in but moms who dump their kids off bridges in the middle of the night really pisses me off. (Search Oregonian if you didnt hear about this one.)

This isn't as bad as the dad in California who, while high on PCP, bit his 4 year old son's eyes out (google that if you dare), but it's still reprehensible and leads me to conclude: screw the trial, lets just take that a-hole out back and shoot em!