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Postby Tex » Tue May 26, 2009 10:31 am

Yeah....well said!
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Postby Trula » Tue May 26, 2009 6:48 pm

East Coast rain. It is nasty and hot, and just leaves it muggier than when it started. So much for staightening my hair back to the curls.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Thu May 28, 2009 10:37 pm

trula- you're not allowed to post in the pistoff zone anymore.
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Postby bluesilver » Fri May 29, 2009 8:55 am

grizldoldfk wrote:trula- you're not allowed to post in the pistoff zone anymore.


:lol: no kidding. Go get a damn massage or something.
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Postby Snow2Sea » Fri May 29, 2009 9:24 am

Dano wrote:
Tex wrote:not sure that all the facts are in but moms who dump their kids off bridges in the middle of the night really pisses me off. (Search Oregonian if you didnt hear about this one.)


This isn't as bad as the dad in California who, while high on PCP, bit his 4 year old son's eyes out (google that if you dare), but it's still reprehensible and leads me to conclude: screw the trial, lets just take that a-hole out back and shoot em!


Why didn't the founding fathers put an asterisk at the end of the 7th Ammendment?


Right to a trial by jury*

*Unless they're complete pieces of sh*t and deserve to have a curling iron stuck up their a-hole while it's turned off, and then turned on....slow, burning, painful ticket to hell for those f*ckers
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Postby Dub Star » Fri May 29, 2009 9:31 am

Got pretty wasted at Last Thursday, last night. Which was a blast. But when I got home at 2ish realized I didnt have my keys and was locked out of the house. Had to sleep in the backyard. Woke up super hung and late for work wife yelling at me.
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Postby Nash » Fri May 29, 2009 9:55 am

Taking a fall on my hip at this AM's Glenhaven Dong Patrol...concrete makes me feel old. Dub, another classic gem.
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Postby Dub Star » Fri May 29, 2009 10:07 am

Nash wrote:Dub, another classic gem.


Shoudla come up after I saw you. Was trying to flag ya down.

You single guys would of been impresed with the amount of talent there. Eye candy galore. WOW!
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Postby Nash » Fri May 29, 2009 3:14 pm

Next time send a text, I need more talent in my life.
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Postby smithgrind » Fri May 29, 2009 6:12 pm

Dub Star wrote:Got pretty wasted at Last Thursday, last night. Which was a blast. But when I got home at 2ish realized I didnt have my keys and was locked out of the house. Had to sleep in the backyard. Woke up super hung and late for work wife yelling at me.

This is a reason for celebration Dub...you are still a youngster at heart!
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Postby Doc » Fri May 29, 2009 11:27 pm

I once went drinking after work...
bought a case of beer and went to a friends house...
at about 3am his doorbell rang...
we all looked at each other and he went ti get the door...
he comes back and says 'It's for you'...
I go to the door...
it's my wife, in a bathrobe...
she's pissed...
I leave...
when we get home she starts ripping into me...
irresponsibility, she was worried, etc...
once she's done I asked her...
'how did you know where I was?...
she never told me...
and she had never met or been to this guys house...
it's one of those mysteries.

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Postby Doc » Fri May 29, 2009 11:31 pm

forgetting my backpack and having to lug a sopping wet pile of rubber in my boardbag...

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Postby Gazsurf » Sat May 30, 2009 8:11 am

doc wrote:I once went drinking after work...
bought a case of beer and went to a friends house...
at about 3am his doorbell rang...
we all looked at each other and he went ti get the door...
he comes back and says 'It's for you'...
I go to the door...
it's my wife, in a bathrobe...
she's pissed...
I leave...
when we get home she starts ripping into me...
irresponsibility, she was worried, etc...
once she's done I asked her...
'how did you know where I was?...
she never told me...
and she had never met or been to this guys house...
it's one of those mysteries.

doc


That's funny!
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat May 30, 2009 12:27 pm

Laying down 3 yards of bark one shovel at a time.
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Postby Dano » Sat May 30, 2009 5:49 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Laying down 3 yards of bark one shovel at a time.

Ive been there too many times, but when it looks good at the end its worth it...i think.
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