What the hell became of this place. It used to make me feel dirty. I know the surf has been cancelled at PC but c'mon...
Smithgrind hasn't purchased a new surfboard in a few months. Scube is rehabbing. Wilbur is letting people off way too easily and even considering surfing. No late night drunken monologues from Fish. Speelyei is watching far too many movies and considering leaving Eden. BlueSilver keeps going but no one is rattled. Ceedog and his 6'4"s.... Wet Chicken has stopped with the unintelligible garble. Betty is even surfing and leaving us alone. NM is waiting for a... new 9'6"? Speaking of which, where is Sparky? FOTH has an obvious crush on Gaz. Tex and Griz are being good parents and making me feel bad. SooLoo... has he left yet? Wanty is fishing. Jerich blew it and moved back here. Prag needs to keep his opinions to himself. EV is going 6’1” Dubstar is in Mex with everyone he was trying to get a way from and his QuadHead alter ego ain’t fooling anyone anyway. DTL has hit a close-out. Holddown’s fin quiver was an incredible let down. Snowy Plover isn’t ranting. McDing is being too nice. Spider’s probably sweating and grunting in the gym. RJ still laying low? Leashplug hasn’t ordered a Schuler quad since winter. Where are all the Southern Hemis? Ill Proff, Wilko and that Grants Pass Kiwi? Slimvest and Nash are apparently no longer kook enough to be here, cool guys. Rocky Von Tone added an hour to his drive. Tatonka stole my f*cking board. Qball’s random poetics have ceased. OSP Ed is selling luxury motorcycles on a surf page. Brdsrf went Scanner, I presume. Navier-stokes better pick me up from Belfast airport next month. Random M= too random. Tippy, hiding out in the woods? Erzats, ran out of booze? TyeDog is buggering R Hubbard. At least Trula stopped posting. Most importantly Doc isn't surfing. Sorry if I excluded you but you obviously aren’t making an impression.
Gaz, I’m coming to visit on Friday, let’s make some magic.If that fails, I’m going to Bastendorff to find Tony.