What pisses me off...........

[Trula]

Almost pulled my handgun today would have if I had been carrying. I applied for my carry permit today so I didn't have it on me.
Was locking up my cat so I could bring in my groceries from the car without him escaping. Left the front door unlocked since I was headed right back out. Heard the door open and just as I rounded the corner to see who it was it was closing. Since I live alone there is never a reason why anyone should be opening it other than me. Went out into the yard to see the neighbor girl slipping out my gate and running into her yard and trying to sneak into her house. I was pissed to say the least that she would try to enter my house. I went and had a talk with her white trash single mom who just lets her 2 young kids run around the neighborhood. Not the first time the little brats have been in my yard and lately their cat has been hanging out on my patio with her kittens. Apparently they start the life of crime early around here.

[Doc]

So you would point your gun at her?
Or actually shoot her?
How old is this kid?
Or are you going to shoot their cat & kittens?
Waste of bullets imo...
We always used a tub of water and a burlap sack...
For the cats anyway.
[Scary]

Doc

[Spent]

i set up a new deck over a month ago. its still yet to be ridden. this is my longest break from the skateboard in 25 years, save injury time. i might become the wilbur of skateboarding soon.

[bluesilver]

damn trula. Doc has the right idea - burlap sack and a deep river. And flat out tell those kids to stay off the property or you'll shoot them.

[Trula]

No I would not have pulled my gun on her but I would have pulled because my front door was being opened from where I was I could only hear it opening and not see who it was. You only aim if you are going to actually shoot so no I would not have aimed but only drawn from the holster. I live in a bad part of a small town I don't trust my neighbors there are drug dealers and so I am pretty defensive. The kid obviously knew she should not be coming in my house since she ran off when she heard me and then tried to sneak back in her house but had to go through my gate and around to hers. This is the same kid who ruined a canvas I had primed and drying by my porch, poked my cat throught the window screen that sent him flying out of the room, and most recently threw rocks over the fence when I had a friend over and was BBQing. Devil Child. I think she is probably in first grade, old enough to know better.
I don't like their cat and kittens hanging out in my yard since my cat freaks out when they are lounging on my front porch and I did not want them getting covered in the herbicide I applied to my driveway last night.
-I am turning into Dennis the Menace's neighbor.

[erzats]

The solution is obvious:



You need more LOLcats in your life.

[smithgrind]

Coming back to my reality is always a bring down. Adios, Peru!

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

i might become the wilbur of skateboarding soon.

That's seriously jacked up. For many reasons actually.

[Spent]

first day of work in 5 weeks. f*ck me, i need a new career....

[brdsurf]

Banking delays in international money transfers......
damn Bushs' policies and crap are still lingering.....

[Doc]

My previously...
Somewhat dependable vehicle...
Breaking down again.
Lame.

Doc

[bluesilver]

Taking my two daughters camping and ending up between 2 drunk angry groups with handguns threatening to kill each other.

[Trula]

Camping near Seattle?

[grizldoldfk]

okay. who here votes for trula and blusilver setting up some sort of polygamy thing?
you ask me it sounds like a great idea for everyone. i mean...it's obvious...

[nm]

u knockin back the tini's griz? save me one....