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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Trula » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:55 pm

Doc wrote:Trula

when was the last time you surfed?

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Uhhh... over a year with my stupid schedule, starting a new job, and living so far from surf it just has not been happening. I am gonna try to go next time I am in Oregon.
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Doc » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:02 pm

When's the last time you rode a horse?
Didn't you used to ride english saddle?

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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby bluesilver » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:49 pm

Doc wrote:When's the last time you rode a horse?
Didn't you used to ride english saddle?

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i heard she only rides bareback
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:52 pm

The kid we picked up from NYC this weekend. I'm not sure whose kid she is though.
She looks like ours...but is much better than the one we dropped off 5 weeks ago...
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Gazsurf » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:24 am

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:The kid we picked up from NYC this weekend. I'm not sure whose kid she is though.
She looks like ours...but is much better than the one we dropped off 5 weeks ago...


That's because she hasn't been around you a-hole! :lol:
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby speelyei » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:05 am

saw some smokin hot crusty squatter feral chicks in clackamas...

awesome hotness, like extras from mad max or raiders from fallout 3.
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Spent » Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:57 pm

speelyei wrote:saw some smokin hot crusty squatter feral chicks in clackamas...

awesome hotness, like extras from mad max or raiders from fallout 3.


had they just hopped off a train in 100+ heat? were they sweaty? were they wearing white vests with the sweat running down their necks and pooling up around the neck-line, creeping down towards their bosoms? were they covered in filth? were they carhart brown? did they believe property is theft, no gods, no masters, free love? did a crimethinc zine fall out of their ripped pockets? did they smell like the earth and steam? did their green eyes pierce your bourgeoisie sensibilities from beneath that thick layer of muck? did they make you talke a look at your life? your monogomy? your tax-paying ways? did they invite you to explore the world with them? did they want to liberate you? did they want you to finger them?
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby grizldoldfk » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:58 pm

oh god
please!
keep going!
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Doc » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:56 pm

Get used to living in Portland

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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby speelyei » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:43 am

they were of that ilk where the clothes are tight, the belts are leather, and the clothing is all black, brown, tan, and olive drab. Plenty of tan skin showing, dreads natty but not filthy, dirt under the fingernails, tall linemans boots... the ubiquitous dog on a carabiner...

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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby grizldoldfk » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:37 am

ooh baby!
i can smell the stink from here!
yummy!
this is flavor of the hour status!


okay-i'm stoked that yesterday my team paddled up the wakulla and finally found not 1...not 2...but 5 manatees.
i even touched one as she passed under us.
that's pretty rare.
and cool.
(my team manager wasn't too stoked on the big gators though.)
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby erzats » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:26 am

grizldoldfk wrote:i even touched one as she passed under us.


I heard you touched MMA guy's manatee once. How did that work out for you?
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby grizldoldfk » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:20 pm

not sure where you heard that, and i don't remember ever touching any guy's manatee, but if i did, i apologize and i hope i wasn't too offensive.
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby Ceedog » Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:34 am

Scoring an older but solid 17' Old Town canoe. The kids love it.
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Re: What stoketh thee...

Postby bluesilver » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:07 pm

Met a lot of great people during my business trip to the East. It was also very hot.
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