Introduce Yourself Here

[WarChild]

Hi I'm Warchild, aka, Lupton Pittman. I'm a meth dealer and surf nazi who enjoys talking the occasional Hot Carl on MMA Guy's chest and face.

[MMA Guy]

I hate you so much I am going to get addicted to meth so I can some day buy it from you and shove it so far down your throat that when you look down you will see me giving you the bird. Just so you know regarding the hot carl. I would eat a mile and a half of albino elephant sh!t just to have the opportunity to put my foot so far up your arse that your breath will smell like my nasty a$$ foot.

[Tex]

MMA Guy and War Child are so effing hilarious....damn near shite myself laughing so hard. Keep it up guys...War Child you gotta come up with a good one now!

[WarChild]

I hate you so much I am going to get addicted to meth so I can some day buy it from you and shove it so far down your throat that when you look down you will see me giving you the bird. Just so you know regarding the hot carl. I would eat a mile and a half of albino elephant sh!t just to have the opportunity to put my foot so far up your arse that your breath will smell like my nasty a$$ foot.

MMA Guy, I'm going to skydive in assless chaps and the moment before I land in such a way that your head goes so far up my azz so that I can bite your head off, I'll pinch one so you're blind before it happens. Then after I spit out the last taste of your curious jock itch stench, I'm going to shoot up, take bunch of laxatives and spend a couple days crapping what's left of you out on your mom's lawn and then I'm going to take her to dinner and make love to her with no condom.

[bluesilver]

I hate you so much I am going to get addicted to meth so I can some day buy it from you and shove it so far down your throat that when you look down you will see me giving you the bird. Just so you know regarding the hot carl. I would eat a mile and a half of albino elephant sh!t just to have the opportunity to put my foot so far up your arse that your breath will smell like my nasty a$$ foot.

MMA Guy, I'm going to skydive in assless chaps and the moment before I land in such a way that your head goes so far up my azz so that I can bite your head off, I'll pinch one so you're blind before it happens. Then after I spit out the last taste of your curious jock itch stench, I'm going to shoot up, take bunch of laxatives and spend a couple days crapping what's left of you out on your mom's lawn and then I'm going to take her to dinner and make love to her with no condom.

You forgot to mention that you'd take his mom out to a nice seafood dinner beforehand and never call her agian after that night.

[WarChild]

I hate you so much I am going to get addicted to meth so I can some day buy it from you and shove it so far down your throat that when you look down you will see me giving you the bird. Just so you know regarding the hot carl. I would eat a mile and a half of albino elephant sh!t just to have the opportunity to put my foot so far up your arse that your breath will smell like my nasty a$$ foot.

MMA Guy, I'm going to skydive in assless chaps and the moment before I land in such a way that your head goes so far up my azz so that I can bite your head off, I'll pinch one so you're blind before it happens. Then after I spit out the last taste of your curious jock itch stench, I'm going to shoot up, take bunch of laxatives and spend a couple days crapping what's left of you out on your mom's lawn and then I'm going to take her to dinner and make love to her with no condom.

You forgot to mention that you'd take his mom out to a nice seafood dinner beforehand and never call her agian after that night.

Thats becuz I moved on to bangin your mom in throat.

[Goff]

I surf and I'm from the valley.

[bluesilver]

Thats becuz I moved on to bangin your mom in throat.

I'm sure you have a hard time finding women with holes small enough for you. Probably why you didn't notice that my mom didn't even have a tracheotomy hole you must've been looking for.

[MMA Guy]

Warchild. Have you seen Terminator 3? Obviously not I will, through will power, gather my $hit particles and pellets and become the largest dildo ever. I mean f*cking ever. I will penetrate your defenses, and I will be made of shite. A phallic Trojan horse of shite.

[bluesilver]

LOL

[ghastlysurfer]

Originally from Washington, now livin' in Oregon. Learned to surf in the PNW and still love it despite it's faults. Backcountry snowboarding is still a big part of my life but surfing has been obsession #1 for quite a few years now... maybe someday I'll actually live ON the coast, Ugh...

[Ceedog]

Sounds like you'll fit in here, welcome Ghastly.

[Critter]

Hi im Critter used to post here long ago. Quit for quite some time, however I still read the banter. Not sure really why I stopped, those of you I have met are superb humans, despite what xBlueSlobberx might expound. Betty your a contentious harlot and you know it, but your topshelf aswell. Only met you once but there was a fiesty and vibrant gleam in your eye that said; "Hey world I know what the shiznik is and you cant fool me !" or was that just the beer ? I miss Fish, really I do, my dog loved him. Nmm your alias is well chosen, your a smart, sexy, beast it would require a long table to carry all you bring. Gaz. I wish my dad had been like you not that your old or anything, just that you have that COOL dad thing going on. Wilbur...Oh Wilbur He of voluminous posting, Man of hardcore caring. Your an enigma of profound proportions, I wish for you to fully confront your younger Wilbur and let him bitchslap you a few times, maybe the sting will help put a triangle on some of the demons you grapple with. Do I sound pretentious I dont intend to. Its just that I listen to what you say. Spyder
So what the hell has been plagueing this board. Nearly every one who really posted 5 years ago when I joined is still here, but a funky fog of entropy seems to be sucking the vital essence from this place. Maybe Im just delusional, having been through a few years of deep water and self contrived solitude. I would certainly enjoy an opportunity to meet some of the others I havent, Or forgot I did, perhaps a social gathering of moderatly contained wierdness is in order??? Would like to see you all again. Including Sooloo who I know I havent met, Smithgrind I would bring my 1985 T&C Ken Park pro model for you to cruise, foulness cheers, Swell is coming, a pre fall 2010 party seems like the right thing to do. Doc would be a pleasure to meet the man behind the myth, Tippy who I have met, I would like to deterimine who has had that Nick longer, lol my last name is Tipsword.
ah hell its late, and I cant recall everyone.
Crit

[Gazsurf]

The worst thing to happen to the board was posters moving to the coast and becoming all "holier than thou".


Good to see you're still alive Critter....

[Doc]

What myth?

Doc