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by Trula » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:40 pm
erzats wrote:Sh!t. I hate Canada
That is what I think on almost a daily basis when I can't find a parking spot at Costco because all of the BC plates are cloggin it up or when I go to Safeway and they are completely out of 1% milk because the lady in front of me has her cart overflowing with it (no joke), or when I am trapped going 60 in a 70 mph zone by BC plates in either lane. Not that I am bitter or anything.
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by erzats » Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:32 pm
Yeah, the price of Dairy in Canada is strange. Runs about 2 to 3 times what it costs in the states. Regulation will do that. And don't get me started about having to pay $15 for a six pack of sh!tty beer. Lord. However, I would be loving Canada if I lived on the Strait right now. Damn.
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by Trula » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:29 pm
You think Canada would have decent beer (Strange Brew). Dairy, Booze, Gas, Jack in the Box and shopping that is what 95% of Canadians come to the states for. The amount of money though spent here is nothing to complain about at least it is supporting American jobs. Tim Hortons is good though.
Erzats- Good luck on the job. I have not had time to make it out to Vancouver Island yet but it looks spectacular.
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by Doc » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:11 am
The ocean laying down a bit next week...
And me, stuck working in the valley...
Lame.
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by Quad Head » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:21 pm
Lay down is right! Flattest Thanksgiving forecast I've ever seen. Jeeeze.
Although, belive it when I see it.....
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by H. Stamper » Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:38 pm
Kinda quiet around here lately... Is anyone home... Wonder if there's beer in the...
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by erzats » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:22 am
everyone's too busy wanking their blogs.
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by smithgrind » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:48 pm
bloggers who don't update.
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by Doc » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:03 am
Waiting all week for the ocean to calm down...
And work to calm down...
Only to get sick...
Lame.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:47 pm
That's a wicked bug Doc....
Spent most of this week blasting my office with Lysol, wiping phones and keyboards down, and chasing the walkers off with a stick.
It was like the CDC up in that bitch.
Made it through....but I sure wish the infected people of the world would just freakin stay home.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by harg » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:19 pm
automatic toilets that flush when you lean forward to wipe
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by smithgrind » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:23 pm
Realizing my hand is too injured to surf while taking off on fun waves today and blowing every one of them because I can't push up. F*ck me...
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by Gazsurf » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:37 pm
smithgrind wrote:Realizing my hand is too injured to surf while taking off on fun waves today and blowing every one of them because I can't push up. F*ck me...
No more MMA for you.......

Your hands can't take it.
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by Doc » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:14 pm
Having kind of a crappy surf...
Then dropping my surfbord on the blacktop...
No reason to drop it...
Just whooosh! Outta my hands...
Dinggg!
Big ol' fracture...
Lame...
Pissed...
Surfed like a lameass too...
I quit...
For today.
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by holddown » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:26 pm
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