this place is broken

[tippy toes]

i have to agree. it was better before facebook. this forum is obsolete. people can just friend and de-friend each other on a much larger, more anonymous forum to the chagrin of all the media magnates in the world. blegh...

fish and his house parties were the peak of the osp years. it's been in a downhill slide ever since his last halloween party where erzats woke up in the attic dressed as a naughty nurse.

now erzats is canadian.
betty was never from oregon.
now if you want to fight, you have to actually go to the beach.
all of the good and bad of surfing takes place under the sun, on the beach, in the water...
cheetos are delicious.
milk chocolate is better.
point break is fukking amazing (the movie, not the surf setting).
meow, meow.
gordon lightfoot.
e=mc squared.
doc's blog takes care of the rest.

[arago]

doc has a blog?

[scubetubeular]

Doc himself is a blog.
You don't have to log on to know this.

[Betty]

Not from Oregon, I was never Emo, gay or owned a fixy and I never had a boyfriend prettier and more fem than myself.

No wonder I never fit into the Oregon Surf forum.

[Betty]

Hmm..also never SUP'd, sponged or logged. And I shave my pits and my handbags always match my shoes. I am sooo not Oregon.

[holddown]

Not from Oregon, I was never Emo, gay or owned a fixy and I never had a boyfriend prettier and more fem than myself.

So your whole gay thing was all talk?

[redalert]

Not from Oregon, I was never Emo, gay or owned a fixy and I never had a boyfriend prettier and more fem than myself.

So your whole gay thing was all talk?

This is just what the OSP has become in a post "Don't Ask Don't Tell" environment, we can only hope the US Defense Industry will crumble in a similar miasma of irrelevance

[Betty]

This is just what the OSP has become in a post "Don't Ask Don't Tell" environment, we can only hope the US Defense Industry will crumble in a similar miasma of irrelevance

Has become? You were probably in law school when this conversation started...thinking about surfing, learning your big words. It's the only life anyone can suck out of this place. PUN!

Holdy, I was never gay. The fact is I always liked the cock, and you always thought I was a man...hence the homo. But then, it's a popular misconception that all the women of OSP are lez...because...well...they are.

[Tex]

Yo Betty,

How is the Strait treating you these days??? Are you all settled in up there?

[nm]

...it's a popular misconception that all the women of OSP are lez...because...well...they are.

[Betty]

Yo Betty,

How is the Strait treating you these days??? Are you all settled in up there?

It sucks.

[Tex]

Shame about that...would have figured you were getting some glassy perfection up there right about now....

[SooLoo]

Is Tex Sparkomaticus?

[Doc]

Is Tex Sparkomaticus?

Just the avatar...

Doc

[Trula]

Not from Oregon, I was never Emo, gay or owned a fixy and I never had a boyfriend prettier and more fem than myself.

No wonder I never fit into the Oregon Surf forum.

I thought I was not gonna meet the criteria until I got to a boyfriend prettier than myself, CHECK.