Old kook seeking young frother to block for me in lineup

[Tex]

Betty would have started the thread a tad bit differently:

Hey I am 23, former sorority sister transplanted from LA....looking for a NW surf guide...

[smithgrind]

Old kook looking for young frother…chicken hawk much?

[Major Lazer]

There are a ton of spots in WA that would give you a taste of home.

Much easier said then done Tex. Not everyone has the same connect you do.

[Howly Wolf]

Zzz

[McDing]

“The west is not what it used to be”. Pack it up and move back to Wisconsin, The Lakes etc. As far as the risenshiner geezer goes; Check out the bathroom stall wall at Jublitz truck stop for add vertisments that may apply.

[Major Lazer]

Smelling that Tilly cow shite on the daily.......... methane in the membrane. Esta loco. Flood again?

[Rizenshine]

Did Rizenshine ever find a stud to side saddle?

I never did, which was surprising since I did a bunch of searching: Pinged all the local surf guides ("nope, sorry - summer only"), a Reddit thread (crickets and trolls), and the locals I know (one person, interested but ultimately not helpful). I ended up just bailing and heading to the woods with my dog (not young but always frothing).

Is surf guiding really not a thing in Oregon?

[Major Lazer]

We're typically behind the curve here which is a good thing. And well there's no surf in Oregon

[smithgrind]

Is surf guiding really not a thing in Oregon?

There's a guy in the central coast.
He'll show you but won't tell you.

[Doc]

Thought it was Wilbur K...
If there'd been a part where he owned Kelly at Cocoa Beach...
Woulda been a dead giveaway.
Doc

[Tex]

so true...there is a definite WK vibe to those posts....good catch Doc.

[Major Lazer]

Did WK move back to Ponce Inlet?

[Howly Wolf]

Zzzz

[bluesilver]

BTW Sands or ShortSands is Oswald West State Park and gets some good swells.
There did it, murder me.
Also, f@#K you Wilbur.

[Tex]

I totally forgot about the infinity war between blue and wilbur....that was some good shite.
Blue, any other spots you want to name in 2022???