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by rveesurfdawg » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:49 am
Sparko & NMM
You both have good points.
Nmm I see how you wouldn't want anybody to carry your board.
My girl is the same way. You work so hard on proving your satis of becomeing a good surfer and not just another flopping kook. Only to have all the passers by think "what a kook" She can't even carry her own board to the beach. Although not Sparko's intentions I'm sure. I've met him and judging from his lack of hair he needs more help that just carrying a pretty girls board down the beach to get laid. Ha! (Just kidding Sparko)
I would have offered my services to help too.
I guess thats what makes this a good rant.
It's all about us taking things in our own way.
Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.
Kinda hard tellin not knowin. .
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by Jacob » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:57 am
stiffler wrote:so do i still have to carry my own board, or what?

Stiffler, for wearing those grape smugglers you have to carry Sparky's board, too.
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by Sparky » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:28 pm
rveesurfdawg wrote:Sparko & NMM
You both have good points.
Nmm I see how you wouldn't want anybody to carry your board.
My girl is the same way. You work so hard on proving your satis of becomeing a good surfer and not just another flopping kook. Only to have all the passers by think "what a kook" She can't even carry her own board to the beach. Although not Sparko's intentions I'm sure. I've met him and judging from his lack of hair he needs more help that just carrying a pretty girls board down the beach to get laid. Ha! (Just kidding Sparko)
I would have offered my services to help too.
I guess thats what makes this a good rant.
It's all about us taking things in our own way.
Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.
Thanks Dawg.. I laughed so hard I spit my dinner onto my keyboard..

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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:39 pm
Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.
Yeah Dawg..no doubt...with all that sexual tension and everything.....

Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by Sparky » Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:09 pm
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.
Yeah Dawg..no doubt...with all that sexual tension and everything.....

Hmmm I don't know about you NMM but I go not tension
How about you????

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by nm » Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:18 pm
I get my 2200 to 2500 meters (pool) in every day.
No tension here.

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by riverjetty » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:54 am
nmm wrote:
No tension here.
Damn, wish I could say the same. On second thought, no I don't

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by loli » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:18 pm
pssshhhh..... f@#K that! I don't mind a guy carrying my board down to the beach for me, especially at SS or some other break with a long walk. That way when I get to the beach I'm fresh and ready to outpaddle his tired out arms. Now if only I could find a guy that would carry my board, help me suit up, and give me a foot massage......

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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:54 pm
loli wrote: Now if only I could find a guy that would carry my board, help me suit up, and give me a foot massage......

You might want to start hunting in the "Landlady" thread...you mentioned you have housing in PC....good negotiation tool......

Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by XBlueSilverX » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:35 pm
Hahaha ,.... hey Loli im free this weekend. :]
And I'll still out surf ya arse me lassie
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by chickenskin » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:44 am
Sexism is telling her to get out after sex. Chivalry is opening the front door for her as she leaves.
You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know sh**?
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by XBlueSilverX » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:53 am
bahahahahaaaaaaaa
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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by Guest » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:26 pm
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Sparkomatic1.5....The term "BANG" is a derogatory remark towards women, and is offensive.
I don't get it. Why is it offensive? If you say you banged some girl it kind of implies you don't really know what you're doing sexually, but I don't see it as offensive. Offensively bad sex maybe?

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by Guest » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:43 pm
I swear the men in the Northwest are castrated, they all try to be so PC and act the modern day part, yet have no chivalry in their blood, walk around crying world peace and are to scared to stand up for the correct male chavenistic things, like women are for baby and taking care of the kids, it is just their place and a man's place is working to support them. it isn't that men are better just have different roles or jobs
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by Guest » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:08 pm
oh of course in Oregon you are probably chasing after guys (that is homosexual to you) along with the wonderful mayor of san fransyphilus both of you guys are in the same boat.
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