What would you rather do?

by **rveesurfdawg** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:59 pm

I saw this somewhere else and contemplated it for about 3 seconds.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:14 pm

Is suicide an option?

What about alcoholism?

by **Nasty** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:02 pm

I've spent enough time on crap waves that I'll snap one for perfection.

by **fossilgrom** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:53 pm

alcoholism

run home and fix the board then paddle out or grab another stick...oh fuk, sh!t what'll I do??

by **Foul Pete** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:08 am

how broken is broken? i'd rather surf the mush with the right board than be tortured by a perfect wave peeling away without me.

anyway, i'm all about junk. junk waves, junk skatespots. its a new movement i'm starting. intentionally seeking the shittiest conditions to see what you can come up with. perfection is overratted.

by **Search and Destroy** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:21 am

How do you surf a wave with a broken board, the closest I've come was a water logged board. The foam was completly black. If you didn't catch a big wave then you sank.

by **gills** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:22 am

new board, because then I have a new board and invariably things will clean up or I could sell it and buy drugs and get laid and then start a white slavery racket and pay all my bills with a miles card and go to somewhere where the waves are perfect and do blow and talk about how much america sucks and brag about scoring fine hookers like someone else on here does and then wake up one morning to realize that it's a paradox to 'score' a hooker.

by **Dolphin** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:33 am

Broken Board, Perfect wave. cause I have never been on a perfect wave yet.

by **intrepid** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:47 pm

I vote for the perfect wave and broken board.

The price of riding the perfect wave would be a broken board. I'd mount the board pieces on my wall. The story of the perfect wave, and board pieces would be passed down through the generations; with each telling the story would become a little bit more extreme. Eventually the story would reach into the urban legend realm, only to be saved from fiction by the board fragments. Eventually they would be a permanent fixture in the Smithsonian.

A broken board is a small price to pay for perfection and immortality.

by **gills** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:42 pm

Okay, let's make this a little more interesting--

WOuld you rather be on a new board on the perfect wave, but if you mess the drop, don't get the line and don't get out of the barrel, the board breaks and then THEY kill your parents by throwing acid on them. If your parents are already dead,THEY throw acid and kill your girlfriend or boyfriend or one of your sister or brother's children?

Or would you rather be on a a so-so wave with a stolen board where the real owner is in the lineup and was just released from a mental instituition for murdering his brother because he looked at him 'funny' And when you kick out of the wave he's bound to see his board under your feet?

by **redliner** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:55 pm

#2.....everybody knows I'm tougher....

by **intrepid** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:19 pm

gills wrote:Or would you rather be on a a so-so wave with a stolen board where the real owner is in the lineup and was just released from a mental instituition for murdering his brother because he looked at him 'funny' And when you kick out of the wave he's bound to see his board under your feet?

Can we take bets on who you are talking about?

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:21 pm

None of you geniuses thought of body surfing or knee boarding, did ya........of course the perfect wave, it's not as if you broke a leg. Yeah it's foggy and windy, what's it to you?

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:58 am

Gaz and Gils, us maniacal genius' think alike.

I would body surf the perfect wave with me broken board as a boogie board.

Then after paddling back out, I would find the guy stole my board, follow hime to shore, kill him, look at Redliner funny, then drop acid with my mom.

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

by **redalert** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:29 am

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Gaz and Gils, us maniacal genius' think alike.

I would body surf the perfect wave with me broken board as a boogie board.

Then after paddling back out, I would find the guy stole my board, follow hime to shore, kill him, look at Redliner funny, then drop acid with my mom.

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

I'd drop acid then body surf your mom,
nothing better than a slice of fried old

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